Pointless Announcements

I hope I have work this week, I can't afford to not be working at least half the week.

 

I hate when I rant.

 

wow,is my freakin' neck sore this morning..........where's the damn tylenol?

 

Well my day started by cleaning up someone else's poop explosion. Why do I get the sinking feeling that's going to the high point?

 

I'll tell this here...
While visiting my sister Sunday to get my haircut, she told my mom and me about her encounter at a cookbook-signing with celebrity Food Network cook Paula Deen.
(both my mom and sis are big fans, but mom couldn't attend)
During the wait in line (about 4 hrs.) my sis heard that Paula wouldn't be signing multiple copies of books, but when she got to the front, Paula was very accommodating , and signed all 4 cookbooks, one for my niece that wasn't even Paula's. (very nice)
So, my sis is telling us about her day, showing off the pics she had taken of Paula and her husband, Santa Claus, and the ones she and her girlfriends had taken standing by Paula's tour-bus, all the while my mom is thumbing through my sister's signed copy of Paula's newest cookbook, when in walks my bro-in-law from checking his oil.
He sees what my mom's looking at and innocently says to my sister, "You decided to give it to her early?"

While my sister was a little mad at the spoiled Christmas surprise, we were all laughing too hard for her to actually be pissed off. So she went and got my mom's early Christmas present.

Not really an announcement...

 

Today is a Max shitastrophy day for you, too?
We're buying a second litter box today.
I can't deal with any more cat poop. I smell it everywhere.
And I found cat antibiotic in my hair. Which should technically be impossible as my hair was in a towel at the time of administration. And I washed my hands. I found it on my ear last night.
inconceeeeeeeevable!

 

What is with you people? Is this Tilted Feces Project?

 

When did you get back in the Army?

 

My car was making a really weird noise this morning and I couldn't figure out why. Then all of a sudden noodle flashed in my brain and I remembered her talking about sweater belts hanging out the car door. When I was at a stop sign, I opened my door and saw the belt of my coat hanging out. After I pulled it back in, I didn't hear the noise again.

 

Let it be known that I have not accomplished anything work-related yet today.

Thanks, TFP!

 

This is part of the reason why I have you email me all your deliverables.

Who ever said I left?

 

There's a fine line between clever and stu....

Never mind.

 

Can't think of a costume for the party saturday.

 

I'm so tired of poop.

 

There should be a "I like your status, but hate it for you" button.

 

Three hours later, still nothing accomplished. Woo!