Pointless Announcements

You can make it to 10! I donated 12 inches about 4 years ago and still had quite a bit of hair left.

How long is it?

 

/enter the_jazz

3..2..

 

I'm not sure how long it is. I find it hard if I measure it by myself. (trying to keep a straight face)
I'll get my sister to measure it Sunday. She'll be cutting it.
It seems like it's been the same length forever.
About this time last year I decided I'd give it till February of '11. I figured it'd be done by then. Boy, was I wrong.
(I can't stand hair to touch my ears)

Good for you on your own donation, ZS.

/I'll do my best to hold out

 

So my wife 1-up'd me last night during sex.

Since I sang "I'm on the edge of glory" at the moment of climax the other night-- she starts singing "Baby, you're a firework, come-on let your cooock burst, make me go oh oh oh.."

She knows I want Katy Perry..

I laughed so hard I had to stop and complete the act later. I <3 her.

 

Mother of God. Please tell me she has a single sister under 30.

 

sadly, no. She has a brother under 30 though.. he's a bitch. Does that count?

 

HOORAY! I have an excuse to go flirt with Professor McAwkward later today!

Gross

 

I love messing with the people at the blood bank.
My vein pops and it only takes me 12 minutes to fill the bag.
They didn't believe me, lol.

 

I met the most adorable German shepherd puppy today. I'm kinda glad the owner didn't ask if I wanted her, because I would not have been able to say no...and then I would've been in Very Big Trouble.

 

Everyone should have a German Shepherd. Go back.

 

Eden would kill me. Or, more likely, send me packing. I'm not sure how my mom would feel about me showing up on her doorstep with three dogs

I've already said that future dogs will be a German Shepherd and an Irish Wolfhound. And maybe a Corgi. Our Lab mix & Cattle Dog mix are still young, though, so we (very hopefully) have a while before any new dogs are brought into the fold.

Unless we get a bigger house Then it's on.

 

I look awful with short hair--that's how I deal it. I use hair clips, fancy bobby pins and coated elastic bands to keep it under control...in the winter it helps my head stay warm (not kidding).

 

Go get him. I'll take care of Lordeden

 

Mmmmm.... rum and Nyquil shooters!

 

Dumbass or willfully ignorant? Actually, never mind. They're equally annoying.

 

I'm going to believe the juxtaposition of these two posts was merely coincidental.

 

i'm not.........just 'cuz it's funny if they are

 

Work has been slow the past couple of weeks....hoping it picks up a bit soon.

 

Store or anything at all within walking distance? That would be nice. At least we have the post office you can walk to.