Pointless Announcements

Damn I'm tired.

 

Earlier:

People really need to respect WARNING signs.

 

GETTING A NEW ADMIN!!! Squeeeeee! Oh life will be so much easier on me!

 

I understand that it is the same mix of flu strains as last year (but you still need to have a new shot, they only last 6 months or so).
--- merged: Oct 19, 2011 4:02 PM ---

Please enjoy "Technical Difficulties with the Peas" (audio only, find the 'play now' button) by Derwoon Bowen. http://www.thefump.com/side_lyrics.php?id=1011

 

Goddamnit cynthetiq, you could have the common courtesy to tell me I'm fired. I mean, I get that it's been a long time coming, but I shouldn't find out this way! ZombieSquirrel and noodle aren't going to harrass themselves!

 

Ahem.

The Jazz
Because women aren't going to sexually harass themselves.​

Yeaaah.

 

Admin Assistant .... at my job. Not administrator on TFP. DUH.

cynthetiq should fire you. I"m going to Occupy TFP now. I am not an asshole. I AM the 99%. Hmmm...actually, if I'm not an asshole, I'm probably 1%.

 

umm.. yeeeaahh

you're a 1%'er sorry.

 

Clearly, I'm the 99%. And it's also obvious that I need to go out in a blaze of glory before all my power gets yanked. So:

You - you're a pederast.
You - you're a fucking moron.
You - you're clearly a deeply closested homosexual and we'd all be happier if you'd just admit it and smoke some pole already. We promise we won't mock you. Much.
You - learn to type. And drive.
You - you should volunteer to be infected with the zombie virus. Eating someone else's brain is the only way you'll ever be any smarter.

 

huh. I substitute 'you' with Glory's Sun and it all still fits.

I <3 the_jazz

 

He called me a moron!

*beams*

 

I didn't get a mention. I thought at least he'd ask me to show my tits.

I mean NOTHING to him.

I</3 the_jazz

 

ZombieSquirrel

it's cool.

put your heart at ease and uncover those puppies

 

The cows are wet

 

[sigh]

You - Juggs McGee! Whip 'em out!

 

Too late, and I don't like being patronized. No Juggs McGee action for YOU!

 

I don't wanna. No. You can't make me. No. Leave me alone. Stop. I'm not gonna do it. Never. No.

 

Used a drill today and didn't cut myself or any wires. I'm quite proud of myself for not fucking up.

 

So, got my flu shot, forgot to ask about side effects (sorry, Fangirl), mostly in good health.
I've been on blood pressure pills for a year. Pressure was fine, but it seems I'm retaining fluid.
Wtf? Am I a camel? (I think I drank too much water this summer during the drought, or cokes - whatever)
He gave me a prescription for a diuretic. Now I get to piss every five minutes. Weee!