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WARNING...Narcissism ahead

I get more attractive with age. The older I get the more beautiful I become. How hot am I going to be this time next year? In 5 years? In 10 years?

Sure I was cute 15 years ago, but DAMN I look good now.

 

The biggest change I like in my look as I have aged is how the my hair is getting that nice mix of grey & white. That alone is enough of a reason for me to consider growing the beard out at least somewhat.
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What I remember from my active health care days (CNA type work without the certification or pay, in Idaho you can pass meds once an RN signs off on you. All for a lovely $7.00/hr not many years ago.) is how many of the meds we gave to the residents either caused constipation or the extreme opposite as one of the primary side effects. More than a few of them seemed to have a roughly 50-50 mix on each side of that.

 

Well then, maybe this article will be more acceptable


Nature Porn! 20 Famous Penis Rocks, Vagina Caves and Breast Mountains | The Jetpacker

 

This was the centerpiece of an email from yahoo today, pure comedy that amused me. 0 for 3 isn't too bad I suppose, that is not even counting the implication that I would willingly use that browser for anything.

 

8000 + pollen count today. Whoo hooo.

 

No offense intended to the smokers on here, this just popped into my head at work and called to be made through the magic of hot mediocre photoshop action.
Actually the "Yank of the Week" promotion from WWII on the Abbott and Costello show comes to mind sooner for me where Camel donated 500,000 cartons every week to the GIs overseas in honour of some chap who had done something heroic. They had the "C-A-M-E-L-S" song at the time.
But anyway.....

 

I'm suffering today for sure ralphie250. I have crystals falling out of my eyes, salt crytals that is. Damn allergies.

 

We keep tabs and make adjustments to our withholding in order to get as close to break-even as we can. Owing a little bit is the ideal. Then wait until April 15 to mail it in.


So much freaking rain... Thinking of collecting the worms from the parking lot and starting a bait shop. There's enough of them.

 

April showers
Bring May flowers (and worms)
Butterflies & birds and sunny hours (and worms)
April showers
Bring May flowers (and worms)
Everybody sing, It's spring, spring, spring!

This is the song we were made to sing when I was in kindergarten in Toronto when we couldn't go outside to play cuz it was goddamn raining. Added the worms part thanks to grumpyolddude.

 

Yup me and you both.

 

The hurry up and wait game is not fun.

 

It's been threatening to storm all day. I wish it would just DO IT already. I'm all about a good thunderstorm.

 

I'm trying to picture you as a 90 year old. All I can focus on is your boobs being strapped down with your belt.
Maybe by then we'll have anti-gravity suits.

 

I think I'm more likely to get the ol' scissors neck-job this time.

 

I am ignoring you both from now on.

Not worth my gorgeous time.

 

It's true. That's why it is routine for the elderly to have PRN orders for a laxative.
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I reopened my OKCupid account. And now I have a date on Saturday. Not with the 34 year old but with a guy who is in town temporarily working on the construction of a new roller coaster at Universal. He also sent me photos of his incredible bernese mountain dog who, yes, is here with him...I'm not sure how old he is now that I think about it. I never got past the roller coaster and the dog.

See guys, this is how you sell a date. At least to me.