Pointless Announcements

Love you too, buddy.

 

ZombieSquirrel, see how she doesn't get all stabby with Borla? Can you do that?

 

Do you WANT the universe to implode?

 

AGAIN. You boys love me the way I am. You would not get so horny around me if I wasn't psychotic with homicidal tendencies.

I do NOT say the L word to anyone but CinnamonGirl and you two certainly are not my buddies.

 

"Lesbian?"
"No, the other L word."
"....lesbians?"

 

Not even of the "fuck" variety?

 

GeneticShift, while I snort-laughed at your video, the_jazz 's video made me laugh.
Forgive me?

 

It was pretty good.

Mine made me cry laughing though, so I still attest that I'm more entertained by physical humor where people hurt themselves.

 

Normally, I am, as well. I think my humor has a tumor.

 

A friend made a trip to SLC a few weeks ago and I made a joke about getting me a LDS souvenir. Lo and behold I check my mailbox today to find that he sent me a Temple refrigerator magnet. I'm sort of touched.

 

His flight was scheduled to depart ORD at 13:15 CST. They still haven't boarded.

 

I just picked up a load of pcs, printers and CRTs for free then turned around and sold them to my recycle guy for $5 bucks a piece. I just made half of my plane ticket to Toronto without lifting a finger (or telling the GOV about it).

 

I automatically read this to the tune of Gangster's Paradise...

 

New lenses in my glasses. Now for those fun few days of SEEING THROUGH TIME until my eyes adjust.

 

The interaction risks of all these drugs is freaking me out. How the fuck do you manage this?

 

So, the other evening I'm looking at ball-bearings on Amazon to use in making some Monkey Fists.
Today I get an email from Amazon titled, D***** ****** - Recommendations in Ball Transfers

Gotta tell ya, I had a moment of panic.
"Not the balls! Not the balls!"

 

That must have been interesting going through school with that kind of name. At least it was easy to spell.