Pointless Announcements

Sex can be like exercise!

 

Especially when you're avoiding a neck stab.

 

Unfortunately, sex is difficult to have outdoors in the sunshine without getting arrested.

 

Not if you know what you're doing.

 

I can ride my bike in short bike shorts and a sports bra. If I were to be all up on some dude in the same clothing, people would be suspicious. On my bike, I can get my sun and sweat on without getting arrested.

Aaaand tonight I'll just have some awesome reunion sex with the windows open and get some of the same satisfaction. Just without the sun.

 

Again, no worries about suspicion if you know what you're doing.

Unless you're talking about public sex, which is something different that what I'm talking about, which is just outdoor sex. Different things, at least in my book.

 

I was considering the same setting in which I would ride my bike. I can't think of anywhere within a 10 minute drive where I would be confident I wouldn't be seen having outdoor sex. If you extend the radius, though, I can think of plenty of places. Hmm..

 

Go Tigers!

 

Our office just switched to MS Office 365 today for email. The switch over was planned. Not for today, though. We began to experience some odd email issues over the past two weeks so the cure was to go ahead to switch to O365 now instead of the weekend. Let's just say I've had better days.

 

I seldom associate the word "cure" with anything that has "microsoft" or "microsoft office" in it.

 

Actually I can't blame MS as much as the company that handles our IT. Nothing ever seems to get fixed correctly the first time or quickly.

 

I suspect the email with "Update: Changes to Your Email Settings" in the title talking about my StumbleUpon account might be spam when I have barely heard of that site at best and have no freaking clue what it does in the first place.

in completely unrelated news - I watched the March 30th episode of Dr. Who and thought it was stellar. The shocking thing is that I downloaded it just a day after it aired and might even get the last one from April 6th in the next day or two.

 

The intense pain of the Epsom salt bath entering both my split toe and the burn from the other night gouged open by four-year-old dirty fingernails is worth it when I think about the germs in there.

 

not the biggest star wars but this definitely caught my attention. Looking forward to the first star wars film in 20+ years coming out in the not so far off future though.

 

She has camel toe in big shorts, oh. - Michael Kors

 

I have to learn to keep my mouth closed and let sleeping dog's lay !

 

That was kinda cool. It still had the working title of "Revenge of the Jedi" in there.

 

France... this has been an odd trip.