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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    "Jackie Kennedy would not have camel toe." - said Tim Gunn with extreme consternation.
     
    mixedmedia, Apr 2, 2013
    #22461
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  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I LOVE Tim Gunn. I think my favorite quote is "No woman wants 'CANCELLED' on her crotch!"
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 2, 2013
    #22462
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  3. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    For my two year anniversary at work, they are giving me two new pairs of scrubs. Get it. Two years, two pairs of scrubs.
    I only work one day a week. I'd rather have two bottles of wine.
     
    mixedmedia, Apr 2, 2013
    #22463
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  4. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    According to my email I should be looking for a Russian bride or a Chinese bride.
    edit: I am supposed to go on a Christian dating site as well as eharmony; they must think I have some serious free time to devote to that cause.
     
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    Speed_Gibson, Apr 2, 2013
    #22464
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I'm done with my really critical stuff for the day. I've got to do some cleaning for my book club meeting tonight, and it's SO SUNNY outside that I want to do nothing more than spread a blanket out on my front lawn, pour some pinot into a jam jar, and sun myself while reading Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
     
    snowy, Apr 2, 2013
    #22465
  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    The jam jar really makes it.
     
    DamnitAll, Apr 2, 2013
    #22466
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's my favored outdoor wine drinking vessel.
     
    snowy, Apr 2, 2013
    #22467
  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    In undergrad I either drank out of a measuring cup or a dinosaur shaped sippie cup. I am the epitome of class.
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 2, 2013
    #22468
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I think that's the beginning of the plotline of Skinamax's version #6 of their Friday night programming. You're already talking to the ladies about getting drunk, so all that's needed now is the rough and handsome stranger to make his entrance.

    If someone will cue the music, I do believe I'm on.
     
    the_jazz, Apr 2, 2013
    #22469
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  10. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Is that why you left chat in such a silent rush when I sauntered in?
     
    DamnitAll, Apr 2, 2013
    #22470
  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I am nothing if not a professional, ma'am. If the stage directions require my exit, you better believe that I make like Snagglepuss and exit stage right.
     
    the_jazz, Apr 2, 2013
    #22471
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  12. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    "The name is Jazz. the jazz"
     
    Speed_Gibson, Apr 2, 2013
    #22472
  13. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    "Rough and handsome" implies scruff. Just sayin'.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Apr 2, 2013
    #22473
  14. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Wicka wicka wicka bow chicka wow wow
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 2, 2013
    #22474
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  15. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    In other news, my aunt's house is for sale, and I kind of want it.

    It's in Cincinnati, though. And a bit out of our price range.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Apr 2, 2013
    #22475
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Woman, I can crank a real beard in 5 days. I think I can handle "scruff" with a couple day's notice.
     
    the_jazz, Apr 2, 2013
    #22476
  17. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    cynthetiq, Apr 2, 2013
    #22477
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I almost had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on my dog. What a thought: 14 years old (106 in dog years) and being ended by a piece of kibble.

    I'm not sure who was more freaked out: me, my dog, or my one cat. (The other cat, the feline matriarch, was completely indifferent to the situation—what, with meat to be had and all.)
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Apr 2, 2013
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  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    DamnitAll just got major points for spelling "hear, hear" right. Rock on.
     
    Last edited: Apr 2, 2013
    Japchae, Apr 2, 2013
    #22479
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  20. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Totally expect him to say this at some point.

    [​IMG]
     
    Remixer, Apr 2, 2013
    #22480
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