Pointless Announcements

There is such a thing...

 

I'm not ashamed to admit, this just made me giggle...

 

My instructor told me I did a good job on the silks tonight (after a cardio barre class that kicked my ass)! YAY! I'm soooo ready to perform in May! I performed the full routine 4 times and didn't fuck up and have to stop any of those times.

 

I just had sex first time in over a month.

 

Would that mean that it is no longer "Fully Erect"?

oh sorry, my smartass mode flared up again without warning....

Edit/addition that may very well merge with the previous post -
They are trying to kill Page 3 in the Sun. Not for the first time but it sounds like it may very well succeed this time.

 

Huh. It's been about 2 months for me and I hadn't even noticed really.

 

Damn, I need glasses. I thought that read "Bitches at low speed."

Don't tell Granny that.

 

I like my bitches like I like my kitchen aid, at low speed.

 

Irony: Getting haemorrhoids on the 1st day of your week off work.

Probably the most unpleasant affliction I've ever experienced.

 

I was waiting for the "April Fools".

 

Looks to be a slow morning in the pet hospital.
Good.

 

It's interesting, what coming off cold medicine after not enough sleep will do to you. As I used the neti pot in the shower and exorcized a huge chunk of grey stuff, I actually had the thought, "huh, I wonder if I needed that bit of brain."
*facepalm*

 

Submissive urination and kisses on the inside of my mouth. Could be worse. Much, much worse.

 

Happy birthday to my wife today.

 

So tired. Hit snooze for an hour this morning.

I blame DamnitAll and snowy

 

So can we take this as a sign that you're feeling better?

Also, I love expelling huge snot rockets in the shower. It ranks among the more satisfying actions I can count on these days.