Pointless Announcements

Sure this place was a splurge. But holy crap it's awesome.

And I just found out that three days of eating and consuming ungodly amounts of beer (and being treated like a king) is only costing me an additional S$53.

 

I'm so jealous right now.

I went running yesterday, and I knew it would wear me out, but DAMN I had a hard time waking up this morning! Ended up with over 8 hours of sleep, but I'm still exhausted. Trying to avoid coffee, but I might have to give in if my B complex and green tea don't pick me up before class.

 

I am certain that there is a house in New England that now has perfectly aligned liquor bottles, albeit with lower levels than at the start of the evening. I feel fairly certain that all the wine has also been organized, but probably in a manner similar to alphabetically by the vinter's middle name. Which I have no doubt that you know since you are, in reality, that much smarter.

 

Traveling to my fathers today. I'm in need of a break...

 

Mediocre Friday.

 

the_jazz

while i blush, sir, at the idea you entertain, in fact the tree fort is not at all like that: there are bottles of wine from somewhere in italy in no particular order, a bottle of sezerac rye. it's a jumble, really.

this whole not really imbibing at a party thing is a very strange practice.
not sure i endorse it.
but a hangover was averted.

 

On the agenda for today:

Measuring urine
Obtaining a clean-catch urine specimen
Applying a condom catheter
Placing and removing a bedpan
Administering an enema
Applying antiembolism stockings
Applying sequential compression devices
Teaching a patient to deep-breathe, cough, move in bed, and perform leg exercises
Monitoring pulse oximetry
Administering oxygen by cannula, face mask, or face tent

I've watched all my videos. Let's do this shit and get on with the weekend.

 

Next time come with us!

 

Hilarious shit.

BBC News - Botched burglary caught on camera

 

Just received my first hospital id badge. Shit's getting real.

 

damn good time........can't wait 'til the next show.

 

To quote mixedmedia, "...Shit's getting real."

 

Yeah, but what do you sing to them?

 

Cat Stevens. Duh.

 

Maybe it's the Stray Cats, eh?

 

No "Peace Train"?

 

I've been making playlists for mix tapes the last couple days (I don't care if it's on a cd, it's still a mix tape.) I keep making them too long, so a lot of these are going to have names like "Kickass Chicks, Volume 3" and so on.

I actually debated naming the "holy shit, these songs are sexy" mix, "Sploosh." Damn it, Plan9 , this is all your fault.