Pointless Announcements

i have one more room in which to move things around before being ready for the cleaning gremlins.

time to procrastinate.

 

I only get 5 day weekend and nothing to do.

 

I get a 4 day weekend because it's my SPRING BREAK! Woooooohooooooo! Gonna get ca-razy!

 

Sigh, I hate making mistakes.
I thought you left the "house" off of porter and was for some reason marinating a steak in the kegerator.
Then I saw Baraka_Guru drooling over it and realized it was booze, after I remembered he was a vegetarian.
Then I remembered you were, too. Double D'oh!

On the other hand, if the vanilla flavoring was subtle enough, that porter might make a good marinade.

 

For some reason I feel better now.
Uh oh, I might be vegetarian prejudiced.
I may need to go confess to ZombieSquirrel...

 

Oh, so you're a vaguetarian?

 

Was it bacon that finally broke 'ya Baraka_Guru?

 

Where's that One of Us video when you need it?

 

Sorry, Fremaster 'Stache... that video is reserved for the Party Gods alone.

 

i was a vegetarian for a long time. once i figured out that placing the emphasis correctly on the first word in the phrase "mushroom cheese steak" made them ok, it was easy.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest minds of our time.

*applause*

 

Today was interesting:

- I got hit on by a chunky Latina in the check-out at Wal-Mart during my adventure to purchase powdered milk and Listerine.
- The local Baraka_Guru clone at my gym was right up next to me on the ellipticals and not climbing nearly hard enough.
- While cleaning and detailing my roller skate car, I noticed that I've now put 100k miles on it. It's been a real useful vehicle.

 

Mmm, yeah, I'd agree. I think men are both more assertive and expected to be more assertive and that means there isn't a whole lot of time to question why that particular crayon says Burnt Sienna on it and why it's in our hand so much as there is to either draw with it or put it back in the box. It's safe to say that I've experienced the gamut of feelings in my life and most of the time I didn't really analyze them. I just experienced them and, in many cases, tried to ignore them. Thinking about feelings is actual work for me and I'm not sure if that's necessarily a good thing based on the fact that I would like to maintain a relationship with a woman throughout my life and that I have to deal with their "crazy mood swings." Or, ya know, normal feelings.

Heterosexual men also often greet each other with rough contact and calling each other horrible names. Honestly, having DamnitAll as my best friend means I'm not receiving nearly as many "Hey, how are you doin', ya cock-gargling motherfucker!"s as my peers. She's far too classy to dispense such vulgarities (she gets her cuts in using highbrow language).

I like being a man. I think I'm pretty good at it. And I don't think about my junk nearly as much as I think about using it on women.

One of my new favorite hobbies is taking a look at how I allow sex/gender roles to influence my thoughts and behaviors.

So, yeah, stuff.