Pointless Announcements

The space picture is from NASA and the razor from an image search. The squirrel is taken from my own picture from April 2004.
Edit: The blood splatter was from a previous PS zombie creation, everybody has handy pictures of fake blood spatter, right?

 

Studies have shown that men that own articles of clothing or fashion accessories that feature the image of a mythical creature get 78% less pussy than those that don't.

Think of your prostate health, brother.

 

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OMFG. I really can't wait to drink with you and all your crazy friends. It's gonna be so good.

 

I wouldn't know. I was cast from the mold of '80s Action Heroes, myself. They didn't fill the mold up all the way (as is made obvious by my physique), sure, but I came from it just the same.

 

Dude, I'll gladly comp you if you can get a few bottles of this.

Actually, who is going to arming table the booze?

I need to give them my shopping list.

 

Is Stout a euphemism for Sperm?

 

Hey Speed_Gibson, got any pictures of moldy '80s action heroes?

 

Nah, Dragon Sperm is what I call the gainer powder I take so I can be less scrawny.

 

I know, I was being a smartass.

 

You clearly aren't partying with the right Americans, Wordmaster Flex.

 

50 points out of 50 possible on my assessment of the Thorax and Lungs today.
Come ya'll, let me auscultate yo breath sounds.

 

Does that mean I can go back to calling you and breathing all creepily into the receiver at 3 AM?

 

Please do, vesicular breath sounds make me hotter than georgia asphalt.
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...of course, now that I think about it, those would probably be bronchial breath sounds...but vesicular is a much prettier word.

 

Layin' down the like bomb, Fremen - style.