Pointless Announcements

Eat sugar

 

Red wine.
Red wine is a miracle.
Quote of the Night: "How could you possibly know what my rectum is going to feel like tomorrow?!"

 

I can't drink wine. A doctor once explained it to me but I really don't recall his whole theory. All I know is when I drink wine it feels like someone poured gas down me and lit a match, all the Tums in the world will not ease the burning.

Habaneros not a problem... usually but sometime I get a really spicy one and a spoon of sugar resolves that problem within seconds. Plus then your anus doesn't feel like an water blasting furnace in the morning.

 

S thinks I did it on purpose. If I had, I would have done just his portion with the chili paste.
As it was, I asked HIS advice on how much to add.
I hope we don't die at work tomorrow... I have a new admission and a hospital visit.

 

Just drink lots of wine I'm sure you'll be fine in the morning.

 

Test Test Test

 

I always fail those.

 

I'm just going to leave this here.

 

Oh Noodle, you are so funny. You can have some of my kleenex.

 

See, I just don't have those issues.
Nothing ever hurts me the next day.
I'll just consider myself lucky.

 

Ring the alarms! I have received this email:
" Dear Consumer,

CAUTION: Your credit card has been blocked!

Your credit card was withdrawn $ 6135,2

Possibly illegal operation!

More details in the attached file.

Immediately contact your bank .

Best Wishes, VISA Customer Services. "
of course the attached file is called NF14685594.zip

I think the pink is a nice touch personally, and the miscreants must show me how they withdrew so much past my credit limit in the first place.

 

Mouse walked into my humane trap. I was not aware of any mice ... but had forgotten to take the trap away. I've put food and water in. And DVD player with re-runs of Tom & Jerry, to Mousie ought to be OK until I have had some sleep, then off I go to Release the Beast ... albeit tiny beast .... far enough away that it can't stalk me home to easily.

 

We suspect we had a mouse running around once. Of course one of the ferrets we had at the time escaped for a few days and looked well fed when she reappeared 2 or 3 days later.

 

People using my back deck for sex wouldn't brother me if they'd fucking cleaning up after themselves.

 

im back Mofo's!.. ive popped up on the other side of the earth....

did you guys miss me?

 

No. Go away longer next time.



Welcome back, bud. How's everyone in Oz? Glad to be the Pater Familias again?

 

Nice work on the servers, yo! Excellent job.

 

thanks Uncle Phil..im like bad jock itch. I keep coming back whenever i know im not welcome.
Jazz, the familia is doing great. The lil' one is a bit of a handful, so i dont know how we'll manage with two if them running around. the second one is due in about 8 weeks. but right now if feels like there's two toddlers running around already. currently im looking for work and organising the stuff i flew over, so its been quite a hectic week really.

Le Bouche Mullet' got a trim, but im glad to report to Noodle that it's still intact