Pointless Announcements

Man, I'm really glad my current girlfriend can't jump like that.

 

I miss my big fuzzy robe. I left it in Canada. Wearing it here would be like walking around in a personal sweat lodge.

I now wear a sarong that I stole from a Turkish bath (I know it was a turkish bath because I was in Turkey when I stole it).

 

Twitterpated.

 

Borla's so sexy he makes the wild animals near him jump around and wanna fuck each other.

Perhaps it is for the best he doesn't come to Toronto in July.

/Martian's poor, poor futon

/ScotchGard (TM)

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Har-har-har! Shaddup, Baraka_Guru... I'ma have that stripper, Brooklyn, breaking you in on it that Saturday night.

You'll be walking like Matlock by the time she's done.

 

I'm pretty sure the rule was, "no fucking on the futon." I may be paraphrasing.

 

I hate to be the bearer of bad news for his upholstery, but it's going to happen. Likely sometime after the third round of drinks are poured and sometime before Cranium starts.

Man, I love me some Cranium.

 

So...it's like a mind-fuck.


I'm totally down for some of that.

 

Yes Borla is absolutely stunningly handsome and intelligent. At GTG's the women get in fights over him and bikini clad mud wrestling ensues.


Okay Borla - Where's my $50? Pay up...

 

I, uh, I don't think we're talking about the same thing anymore. They don't do sex ed in Ohio, do they?

You just "find out for yourself" in the bed of a rusty S-10 at 15.

Confession: I was going to buy and make you wear Charlie Brown's yellow w/ black stripe shirt at the meet-up.

 

Oh, honey. I grew up in Ohio.

Although, "in the bed of a rusty S-10" isn't too far off the mark on that one...

 

It's because he has a big-ass Harley, a dog the size of a UFC fighter and a wedding ring heavy enough to be considered a weapon in most locales.

 

Well, let's be honest, mostly it's the dog.




The Harley doesn't hurt, either.

 

Ford Ranger?

 

I was speaking in general terms. I was 18. And in a real bed. Crazy, eh?

 

Major buzzkill. Way to totally misrepresent yourself. I imagine you do a lot of this with Eden:

CG: Hey, I made you a sandwich.
LE: Really? That was nice of you.
CG: Just kidding, it's a hot pocket.
LE: Well, uh, I'll eat that too.
CG: Just kidding, you get nothing!
LE: Okay.

Play the game, people; play the game. I'm not asking you to be serious; I'm asking you to be funny.