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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    First Friday off in a very long time. Sweats, trash TV, couch, and trying to finish up this presentation. Wheeee
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #21741
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  2. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Are you supposed to be able to hear a dog snore from three rooms away?

    Do they make C-pap machines for big-headed canines?
     
    Borla, Mar 22, 2013
    #21742
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Don't you two have the same sized dome? Can't you just try one out for him?
     
    the_jazz, Mar 22, 2013
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    His nose is longer.
     
    Borla, Mar 22, 2013
    #21744
  5. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Among other things...

    BuhDumDum.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 22, 2013
    #21745
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    [​IMG]

    Red rocket.
     
    the_jazz, Mar 22, 2013
    #21746
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Spring Break starts now.

    Which means I have to go get my oil changed so Spring Break can start for reals. I gotta be ready to drive tomorrow.
     
    snowy, Mar 22, 2013
    #21747
  8. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    To be fair, he did have a pretty sweet car bed in the bedroom that was above the garage. Parking on both levels! SCORE.

    *****

    Fuck this shit o'clock showed up right as the last intern left. It's friday afternoon, fuck doing any more work today. I'm on cruise control. (Cruise control not affiliated with Carnival)
     
    Lordeden, Mar 22, 2013
    #21748
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  9. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Fuck this shit o'clock is my favorite time of day.
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #21749
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I assume that you mean this kind of Cruise Control.

    [​IMG]
     
    the_jazz, Mar 22, 2013
    #21750
  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    *couch not included
     
    Borla, Mar 22, 2013
    #21751
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  12. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I LOVE THIS WOMAN
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #21752
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Y'all better shut up. His Thetans will fuck your shit UP!
     
    the_jazz, Mar 22, 2013
    #21753
  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I'll be fine. I've got a commercial sized roll of tin foil right here (I actually do, now that I think about it). I'll make a hat.
     
    Borla, Mar 22, 2013
    #21754
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I say you go with this one due to the chin strap. That way if Cruise throw John Travolta at you, he won't knock it off your dome.



    [​IMG]

    Of course if the state of Mississippi is right, and I don't see any reason why they wouldn't be, having a closeted gay man thrown at you will actually cause you to want to suck a dick. Too bad there's no such thing as a tin foil pacifier.
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2013
    the_jazz, Mar 22, 2013
    #21755
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  16. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Get in, losers. We're going chatting.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Mar 22, 2013
    #21756
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  17. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I don't often use my meat thermometer, but when I do, it means business.
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 22, 2013
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  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    "Dear diary, my teenage angst bullshit has a body count"
     
    GeneticShift, Mar 22, 2013
    #21758
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  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Heaven forbid anything ever happened to you, but if it did, I want to be on the list for consideration to get Stanley.
    Maybe then I can get the ladies and join the Millionaire Club.
     
    Fremen, Mar 22, 2013
    #21759
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  20. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?
     
    CinnamonGirl, Mar 22, 2013
    #21760
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