Pointless Announcements

Hm...I'm now 'vertical' but this is a Tilted forum so...I really need to tilt? I dunno. I need to stay out of trouble.

 

Poke a hole in the top, suck out the juice, then eat the fruit.

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I'm in the mood to carve up a pumpkin.

 

got told by someone that they couldn't finish Rant by Palahniuk tonight because it was too crazy. not sure if they're pussies or if Chuck really has gone off the deep end and i haven't noticed

 

cry me a river phil.........i gotta do the weekend too.........

 

Work...work... Work, you say?
Why is this word so familiar?

Unrelated questions...

Is a sword really a sword if it has not cut off a head or two? Isn't it just an overgrown letter opener?
There can be only one.......................................more stack of mail.

 

in my dream last night there was a young man standing on a street corner chanting,
" Girls aren't assholes, cuz girls don't poop!"
huh.

 

Need
Coffee
Now

 

This week has been brought to you by Starbucks gift cards, Apple, and the letter C.

 

Printing out 202 room labels because administration is unhappy with the font size. They want it bigger; I will show them bigger.

 

Thinking of watching some gladiator movies, to see what I'm missing out on.

 

*thinks of Peter Graves in Airplane instantly*

 

^ me too, one of the earlier posts put this in mind

 

One of my spam emails has this for the title:
"Love the woman long! We know as it to do!!"
Shockingly enough it comes from a Russian website that " We deliver high-quality pilz worldwide! "

 

getting sized up for some fancy clothes today. they'll have me lookin like Bond in no time

 

I'm booking my hotel to see the folks that iniated all the stress from earlier this week. This ought to be fun.

 

It's hard trying to seize the day, when all you want to do is seize the nap.

 

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front section of body armor concept drawing: complete