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Pointless Announcements

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    LOL! Look at you, all business. I'm tellin' ya, you're wasting your real talents, Baraka. You should be subjugating entire peoples and hoarding real wealth.
     
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
    #21321
  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    In another life, in another era, bro, we would have carved out an empire together.*

    *See my signature for further information.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
    #21322
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  3. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    no steak. no BJ.

    this announcement is better suited to the bitching and complaining thread
     
    Lish, Mar 14, 2013
    #21323
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, but how do you feel about Katherine Heigl?
     
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
    #21324
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  5. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

    Location:
    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    is she doing the hack drill at the same time as giving head? Thats some real talent right there as long as she doesnt bite down every time she pulls the trigger
     
    Lish, Mar 14, 2013
    #21325
  6. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I think they call that a hack 'n' gag.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
    #21326
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    We don't celebrate Steak and BJ day in this household since my husband doesn't eat steak. Besides, every Sunday is Blowjob Sunday.

    He might not get a BJ today, but he will get a pizza and apple pie.
     
    snowy, Mar 14, 2013
    #21327
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Shit, id just be happy with a steak since im bj less.
     
    ralphie250, Mar 14, 2013
    #21328
  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Remixer, Mar 14, 2013
    #21329
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    And glitter...

    and duckfaces....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
    #21330
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    And hair gel and patterns shaved in eyebrows. And Jersey.
     
    Japchae, Mar 14, 2013
    #21331
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, I feel like I have to step up my game before I can go to that party.
     
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
    #21332
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  13. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Not that hard.

    Simply swap your dumbass Lexus for a much better car (say, VW Golf) with some mad subwooferz, and we're game. :D
     
    Remixer, Mar 14, 2013
    #21333
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  14. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    My husband just got a BJ, but he doesn't eat steak. So does this mean 2 BJ's instead?
     
    *Nikki*, Mar 14, 2013
    #21334
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    3.

    Gotta make up for the horrible loss of red meat.
     
    Remixer, Mar 14, 2013
    #21335
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Woo, all caught up with school. That's a load off.
     
    snowy, Mar 14, 2013
    #21336
  17. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Started the day thinking I would make some Pi(e). Ended the day with steak (sadly no blow job, that's coming tonight).
     
    Charlatan, Mar 14, 2013
    #21337
  18. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Ha ha, my mom gave me half a cherry pie today. At least I got that.
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 14, 2013
    #21338
  19. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I'm already in bed watching weeds season 8. Hopefully I'll be asleep by 8. I hope.
     
    mixedmedia, Mar 14, 2013
    #21339
  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Well, I'm not going to go to the effort. Hubs is tied up at school running COMSOL simulations and may be there until late.
     
    snowy, Mar 14, 2013
    #21340
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