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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    SO has been way too much into Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias lately.

    I almost signed an E-Mail as "Kind Regards ... fluffy", because my ctrl+v almost always contains my email signature.

    I was first-world mortified. :mad:
     
    Remixer, Mar 14, 2013
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  2. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Huh, and here I am thinking Brady *IS* a trap.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 14, 2013
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Taking that a bit further, ZombieSquirrel would like to see Tom Brady in a trap. I'm pretty sure she'd also like it if it exploded while he was in it.
     
    snowy, Mar 14, 2013
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  4. cis689

    cis689 Slightly Tilted

     
    cis689, Mar 14, 2013
    #21304
  5. *Nikki*

    *Nikki* Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Stateside
    I agree Tom Hardy...traps.... lusciousness.
     
    *Nikki*, Mar 14, 2013
    #21305
  6. healer

    healer Extra Medium

    Location:
    South Africa
    My wife's been away since Sunday. I'm picking her up from the airport in 2 hours.

    I may hump her right in the terminal.
     
    healer, Mar 14, 2013
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  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Nothing says "I love you" like dry humping your pregnant wife in an airport :D
     
    Japchae, Mar 14, 2013
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I just remembered what holiday today is. I guess steak is for dinner. :p
     
    Borla, Mar 14, 2013
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  9. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    It's also Pi Day, Borla :)


    Also: I could've sworn Steak & Blowjob Day was February 15th. Guess we'll celebrate again.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Mar 14, 2013
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Best part about protein powder is walking around with chocolate on your face for an hour before your SO says anything about it.

    ...

    Whenever we get drinks remind me to tell you a story about "Steak Everyday Camp."
     
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
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  11. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    Well... at least it wasn't that "other" kind of protein on your face.
     
    Random McRandom, Mar 14, 2013
    #21311
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    It's dragon semen, the beverage someone in my physical condition must consume in order to reach 200 pounds.

    I will slay the shit out of mythical creatures and eat their innards until I find something that satisfies my hunger.

    Unicorn kidneys ahoy! Leprechaun livers in my mouth! Sasquatch beware... your brains are on my shopping list!

    ...

     
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2013
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Your refrigerator is filled with jugs of whole milk; your pantry is filled with 50 lb. bags of rice; your freezer is filled with frozen whole chickens...aren't they?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
    #21313
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    What about "mythical creatures" was confusing!?

    /such ridiculousness
     
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Sir, I should challenge you to a weightgainathon.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
    #21315
  16. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I really liked this last candidate. Will they hire her? Probably not.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Mar 14, 2013
    #21316
  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Not my goal. An appropriate challenge would be a 1.5 mile run, a 60' rope climb, receiving a blowjob from Katherine Heigl, shooting the Hack drill, a 60' rope climb and another 1.5 mile run.
     
    Last edited: Mar 14, 2013
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
    #21317
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Change Heigl to Kristen Bell, and you're on!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
    #21318
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Kristen Bell isn't funny-best-friend enough!
     
    Plan9, Mar 14, 2013
    #21319
  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I read "receiving a blowjob from" not "having a tea party with." I guess Heigl is fine.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 14, 2013
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