Pointless Announcements

a) apparently, it's all about the lube

b) bear repellant is more effective

 

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of hearing about jazz's sex life.

 

He is a legend in his own mind.....oh wait......



What is this "sex life" you speak of? Fairly certain that is something the FCC must never under any circumstances allow on TV for the tender youths out there to see while showing more pretend deaths per minute per capita than many historical battlefields.

 

A site I buy magic cards on is running some kind of art contest and the theme today was Zombie Squirrels.

I'm leaning towards choice B for ZombieSquirrel. What do you guys think?

 

Makes note to self to NOT get on ZombieSquirrel's "bad list"

 

A.

B is the next stage in the evolution.

ZombieSquirrel, I choose you!

 

i just found out that there were 11,000 people at the conference.
that is why i spent 3 days feeling like plankton.

 

YES YES YES!

B!

 

Found out today on GTA IV if you hop into a speedboat when you have already two stars after a perfectly normal Liberty City day they just might decide to call in the helicopters and up you to 5 stars. Of course I possibly helped by using the rocket launcher to blow up some cars first.

 

I hope you got the expansion that allows you to parachute out of a helicopter. Hell of a good time.

 

A thought just occurred to me.

I spent my last flight sitting next to a Canadian, him with his iPad in hand and me with my Galaxy tab... playing Angry Birds at the same time and glancing at each other's screens to see how the other was doing in destroying green pigs by flinging birds at them.

Why did that happen?

What the fuck.

 

A thought just occurred to me.
What would a guy from the 1950's make out of that statement?

 

I can hear rain falling on the skylights.
That was unexpected.

 

Not if you include foreplay.
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I'm not. This is the closest I get to having one.

 

Now you've gone and made me cry.
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Left work early because I am definitely coming down with some wretched microbial invasion.
Since I am home I will try and rest and study (some) for tonight's exam.
Ordinarily I wouldn't fret too much about getting sick, but we are back in the nursing home on Thursday and I can't go if I am sick for obvious reasons. $125 it costs to make up clinical days. So, yeah, I'm fretting a little. some. a lot.
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I do have a good/funny/happy thing to share. This morning I was standing in the back at work. I had been slammed with check-ins and all the big dog kennels were full and three of the small dog ones. It slowed down for a minute so I went into the back to eat a cheese danish that I had picked up on the way in. So I'm standing there, it's really quiet and I'm eating this thing when I hear the tiniest little whimper break free from the kennels. So I turn my head to see who made the noise and every dog in the place, eight of them in all, were standing there, stock still, looking at me eat that danish. Their faces, so full of hope and longing. I believe I let out a cackle at that one. I love dogs and their damn adorable faces.

 

You have a baby GG?! Another little Bunny?
How wonderful, for both of you!