Pointless Announcements

You people may be wondering why Plan9 is banned now. You have your answer.

 

I realized that I cannot go on without a feta and tomato omelet.

 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I like Plan9. He makes me giggle. I will PROTEST!

 

Might I suggest that you protest like those Ukrainian women - topless?

 

*a huge poof 'o smoke reveals Colton Rosenbusch*

MWAHAHAHA!

I'm alive!

Nice one, Jazzaroni! You banned that taco sniffer Plan9 and now you have to put up with me!

Ladies, line up on the left for make-outs. Dudes, line up on the right for high-fives.

Really, it's great to be back. I've got a lot of sexy, sexy ideas to share.

It's party time!

 

Baby, I've got all the time in the world for you.

 

Only if you're a girl. If you're a guy, no eye contact during the high fives since that would make Colton gay. Seriously, one moment more of eye contact and he's gonna have to suck a dick.

 

Something tells me that's already happened. More than once. With a lot of shame. Probably some tears.

 

Ya know, the_jazz... based on the photos I found on Plan9's laptop of some cutesy get-together, you fit the demographic of a restroom stall toe tapper (that sweater? yikes.) and I've got to wonder what exactly you do on all those "business trips."

I'm way secure enough in my heterosexuality to throw out multiple high fives to a dude. It's congratulatory bonding. Practically mandatory when you're fingercuffing a girl in the basement of some frat house. They call that one an Eiffel Tower.

Something tells me you've never experienced something as awesome as a little Eiffel Tower action. I'd be willing to bet that your Leaning Tower of Disappointment is responsible for that horrible, misleading link you posted in that other thread.

You almost got me with that one.

Almost.

 

You're right, PlanColton, you're right. The real link is actually http://www.thetfp.com/totallynotgaybroham.

 

Thank you. Was it that hard? Anyway, I'll check it out after I do my P90X. I gotta get a little swoll before I post any webcam shots of the old abba-dabbas.

 

Abba-dabbas! Oh God, that commercial was lost in my memory haze. You hadda bring it back?

 

My spring break started after class this morning. The sun is out today, and I just spent an hour out on my road bike. What better way to start spring break?? I'm a happy human!

 

You know the funny part about being a dog? You get your picture taken with your junk out and nobody cares.

Whenever I get my picture taken with my junk out I either get mad downvotes or a lot of J-frame jokes.

 

Why were you looking at his junk?

 

You know why dogs lick their junk?

Cause they can.

 

Fremen,

Because he's not wearing pants. Duh. Who allows their pets to go around like that? First rule of being a male model is to wear pants without a shirt as much as possible. Masks are optional.