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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Probably because they don't have an input device labeled "Stab!".
     
    Fremen, Feb 21, 2013
    #20341
  2. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    They try to keep sharp things away from me. My Scissors went "missing" one day.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Feb 21, 2013
    #20342
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  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You know, ZombieSquirrel's brain automagically draws instructions on people that read, "Insert an improvised Weapon A into what you will soon make into a rather gratifying Slot B. Repeat as necessary."
     
    Last edited: Feb 21, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 21, 2013
    #20343
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  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Trolling the talkbacks on YouTube, I came across this little gem...
    "wow ... the guy in the wheelchair ... I heard that after that he became paralyzed twice, now he must use two wheelchairs...."
     
    Fremen, Feb 21, 2013
    #20344
  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    I bet the receptionist walked off with them................












    ...in her neck.
     
    Borla, Feb 21, 2013
    #20345
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Wondering if there is time to walk over to the duck pond before my husband finishes whatever it is he is doing at the lab of a multinational computer company.
     
    snowy, Feb 21, 2013
    #20346
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Nope. He's here.
     
    snowy, Feb 21, 2013
    #20347
  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My beer has a point. Does it still belong here? Because my impending freakout regarding internship placement is pointless and yet most definitely going to happen. Karma love my husband, who is trying his best to help distract me.
     
    Japchae, Feb 21, 2013
    #20348
  9. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    This made my DAY!

     
    ZombieSquirrel, Feb 21, 2013
    #20349
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Bizarrely, hubs chose frozen yogurt for dinner. I'm not complaining.
     
    snowy, Feb 21, 2013
    #20350
  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Woohoo, time for beer!
     
    snowy, Feb 21, 2013
    #20351
  12. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Rashida Jones is worth keeping up with.
     
    Fremen, Feb 21, 2013
    #20352
  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    It's Friday.

    None of my beers are ready to drink. I think I will have to go and get some good beer for after work.
     
    Charlatan, Feb 21, 2013
    #20353
  14. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Detachable Penis. Lovely exit song.
     
    Japchae, Feb 21, 2013
    #20354
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    At my current trajectory, I'm gonna be a goddamned hundredaire!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 21, 2013
    #20355
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I just updated the shit out of my LinkedIn profile.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 22, 2013
    #20356
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    People actually use that site?

    Who knew?
     
    Plan9, Feb 22, 2013
    #20357
  18. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Tons of professionals, actually.

    Germans (possible Europeans in general) also use XING.
     
    Remixer, Feb 22, 2013
    #20358
  19. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Bill Gates and Steve Jobs obviously never watched the Jetsons.
     
    Joniemack, Feb 22, 2013
    #20359
  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Baraka_Guru, Feb 22, 2013
    #20360
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