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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

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  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    amen
     
    ralphie250, Jan 26, 2019
    #841
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I knocked over my water glass while sleeping
    Trying to save my dog’s feet from burning
    in a dream

    She had stepped into some flames
    And I reached out to grab her
    In the dream

    My arms reached out in reality
    Hitting the glass on the table to my side
    But I was laying on my side

    It woke me
    Needless to say I had some things to clean up
    And save from getting wet...or staying wet

    Yes, I’ve been known to fight in my sleep
     
    rogue49, Jan 27, 2019
    #842
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I now use a little short bottled water... with the cap on on my bedside table. After knocking off a glass one too many times. Also, with a capped bottle my cat can't drink out of it.:rolleyes:
     
    Lindy, Jan 28, 2019
    #843
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  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Do you know how many times I hesitate and refrain from posting something inappropriate on FB??

    Or at least be taken the wrong way??

    Thank Goodness for The TFP

    I need to be free !!!
     
    rogue49, Feb 4, 2019
    #844
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  5. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Finally getting a forearm pump masturbating by using peanut butter as a lubricant.
     
    omega, Feb 6, 2019
    #845
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Yay, I finished all those damn labs in my college course
    Oi vey

    Although, these were actually interesting...
    Ethical hacking
     
    rogue49, Feb 27, 2019
    #846
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    dont want to adult today
     
    ralphie250, Mar 2, 2019
    #847
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Just finished all my classes - YAY!!
    should get an A in one...a B in the other.

    I'm surprised at the B...the prof was "particular" and not too informative.
    But he gave me a 99 on my Executive Proposal. (took off one point for not page numbering in APA)

    That made the anxiety a LOT less.
    I guess I know these Proposals after god knows how long of kicking them out for work... :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Mar 10, 2019
    #848
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Must be something in the air tonight
    Or the die are rolling my way...

    That’s the 2nd spontaneous compliment I’ve gotten from a pretty lady

    Might be a very interesting night
    One can hope :)
     
    rogue49, Mar 16, 2019
    #849
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  10. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    :D

    [​IMG]
     
    Remixer, Mar 17, 2019
    #850
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  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    My co-worker's whiny girlfriend's text message to him inspired this lunacy:
    [​IMG]


    Education, people- this is why it's important! ;)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Apr 4, 2019
    #851
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    You can be healing fast and exhausted at the same time.
    Guess the bod is redirecting the energy to healing.

    Which makes total sense, but it inconvenient.
    I think I expect too much of myself.
     
    rogue49, Apr 5, 2019
    #852
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  13. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    If we could get a couple hundred thousand democrats to move to north and south dakota to vote as a bloc, then we could probably permanently disable the Republican party as it stands. Take away those senate seats. Break the stranglehold on the senate.
     
    omega, Apr 25, 2019
    #853
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  14. INTERNATIONAL T.

    International T. Slightly Tilted

    REALLY enjoy the vibe here. Been awhile since I've lurked.
     
    International T., May 1, 2019
    #854
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  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Welcome back. Good to see you come back.
     
    Lindy, May 2, 2019
    #855
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  16. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    To the lady that was scowling at me yesterday:

    If you are female and wearing yoga pants, I'm checking out your bottom. If that offends you, deal with it. I'm still checking out your bum.

    Besides, I was wearing dark sunglasses and you really don't know what I was looking at (it was your butt).
     
    Stan, May 4, 2019
    #856
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  17. MICHAELYONI64

    michaelyoni64 Vertical

    Location:
    AU
    We are in the midst of a federal election. And the ad appears right aftet this heading. I'm not going to be mean. Really.
    But care to list a category for this picture.


    [​IMG]

    Sent from my SM-A530F using Tapatalk
     
    michaelyoni64, May 9, 2019
    #857
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  18. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Watching two scientists passionately argue about a topic in their field of study is the most hilarious shit. My God.
     
    Remixer, May 13, 2019
    #858
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  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Have fun this weekend. I'll be watching the count, and hoping Aussies aren't going to be complete idiots at such a crucial time.
     
    Remixer, May 13, 2019
    #859
  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    How in the hell did I get involved?

    Lol!

    Carry on.
    --- Double Post Merged, May 13, 2019, Original Post Date: May 13, 2019 ---
    I'll add something that has previously been discussed.

    When you wear attention getting clothing, esp intentionally, out in public, you do not control who gets to look you over.
     
    Chris Noyb, May 13, 2019
    #860
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