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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

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  1. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    Reach out to people he helped you in the past.
     
    redravin, May 10, 2014
    #121
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  2. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Sleep when you can.
     
    genuinemommy, May 11, 2014
    #122
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  3. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Always keep a good supply of lube at hand.
     
    Charlatan, May 12, 2014
    #123
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  4. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    always remember who has hepled you
     
    ralphie250, May 12, 2014
    #124
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    When solving an engineering equation, remember that P is for Plenty.
     
    Plan9, May 12, 2014
    #125
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  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Don't get too weepy with contact lenses in. They'll get scratched.
     
    DamnitAll, May 12, 2014
    #126
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  7. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    At least once each day, try to do something that makes absolutely no sense at all.
     
    hamsterball, May 12, 2014
    #127
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Dont judge someone who is down, you don't know how they got there
     
    ralphie250, May 13, 2014
    #128
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  9. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet. Donor

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    So

    very

    true.
     
    Chris Noyb, May 13, 2014
    #129
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    ive been there.
     
    ralphie250, May 13, 2014
    #130
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Don't lie to people who are smart.
    You're not that smart.
     
    rogue49, May 17, 2014
    #131
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  12. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Watch your back, but remember to watch ahead of you, too.
     
    genuinemommy, May 18, 2014
    #132
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  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Always aim for the brain.
     
    Fremen, May 18, 2014
    #133
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  14. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    Keep in mind that the light at the end of the tunnel could be the head light of an incomming train.
     
    Zweiblumen, May 18, 2014
    #134
  15. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Wear a seatbelt and don't drink and drive. It's pointless because if you're not doing or are doing these things, respectively, then my admonition isn't going to change you. Seriously, if you need this advice and don't heed it, then you're already a fucking idiot.
     
    omega, May 19, 2014
    #135
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  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Don't eat grub worms. They taste like dirt.
     
    Fremen, May 19, 2014
    #136
  17. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    When reading comments in the suggestion box at work, details like spelling and context can mean a lot.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
    MeltedMetalGlob, May 19, 2014
    #137
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    My Ex-mother-in-law used to call me Moose...does that count??
    I'd likely get arrested anyway...
    They're SO sensitive about that. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, May 19, 2014
    #138
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  19. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    Don't ask a question if you're not ready for the answer and never start something that you're not prepared to finish.
     
    hamsterball, May 19, 2014
    #139
  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    If born with a penis, be very careful of what you say in the Angry Uteri thread.
    Or to angry uteri in general...it's a good overall policy.
     
    rogue49, May 19, 2014
    #140
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