Pointless Advice

And the mind!

 

Everyone would do well not to make the same mistake I keep making...

 

Got this from a friend...

 

Kinda dark I know but ...
If you don't have a will make one, now.
Make a list of your passwords, put it someplace it can be found by your loved ones.

 

Plus one, ten times. My FIL handled all of the finances & bills, my MIL knew nothing about how he handled them. After his second major stroke, and several TIAs, he couldn't remember many of his passwords, what all accounts he had, etc. He never wrote anything down. Seven years later this is still causing problems for us dealing with their various accounts.
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Especially true if you have indoors dogs.

 

1. Just because you can afford the solution doesn't mean you need the problem.
2. Loaning money, guns or vehicles to friends is a 50/50 crapshoot.
3. Skinny jeans are not the official pants of action heroes for a reason.
4. If x is too heavy, you're either too weak for it or don't know enough.
5. If you can't lift it, don't eat it.

 

It's hard to have an inside waistband holster without a little hip room. I can't lift a whole cow, but I like eating them. So do you mean just lift the portion I plan to eat at the time? or lift the whole cow? It's like saying I can't lift an apple tree, so I should not eat an apple.

 

The can't lift / don't eat wisdom is "dating advice."

 

When you send an e-mail to someone at work, try to refrain from immediately walking over to them to tell them that you just e-mailed them.

It wastes time, it distracts the person from their work and its.....just......fucking.....STUPID...

 

The car can handle more than you think. If you need to drive fast and turn hard, look where you want to go and it'll make it.

 

I'm really talking about people who don't bother to wait. I actually had someone do this once before the email even appeared in my inbox. It's a bit much.

 

It's a good idea to know what local plants you can eat.

Hell, some of them are likely in your front yard.

Best use? Emergency salad for guests!

 

When you have to poop, poop. Don't put it off—especially not overnight.

 

Always tell them you love them.
Every chance you get.

 

Dont be miserable