Pointless Advice

It tastes like lemon-lime Gatorade. I tried a can of it way back in 1998 when I was visiting Hong Kong, and got hooked. I kept the can, and it occasionally makes an appearance in my Photoshops, like this older one:


It also appears in many of my short films (and my feature movie as well) as an Easter Egg. If someone isn't drinking from it, it's probably in the background somewhere.

 

When do I get my soup?

 

I just noticed the bidet toilet seat top. Obviously you are a man of refined taste and character!

 

This 12 second video is a must for whoever wanted to see Joe Pesci, YouTuber Mr. Beast and MeltedMetalGlob onscreen at the same time.

https://photos.smugmug.com/Videos-Part-2/i-kvnDD7H/0/ee0fa849/1280/PesciWTF-1280.mp4

P.S. - Context? Yeahhh, I don't do context.

[EDIT: Meant to post this in Pointless Announcements. Oh well, I'm a little out of practice.]

 

I see an Oscar for Best Short Film.






Some guy named Oscar will win it.


Not funny? if you want funny go watch some Robin Williams performances.

 

Hey, I'LL handle the jokes around here.

 

The visual jokes are all yours.

Puns ,
groan jokes , &
Shit That Just Isn't Funny
is fair game.