Pointless Advice

Molly is enamored with critters that are bigger than her. That's generally OK with horses; but she's walked right up to a bull moose to say Hi. Coaxing her back to me without spooking the moose was a pain.

 

Keep in mind the energy of idiocy.

 

Genius may have it's limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard

 

Sometimes it's better to quit while you're ahead. (or at least before things get worse)

 

When I really want to " go off" on someone....say a backstabber at work, well I do! Never a good idea

 

I need a mind break...regulatory guidance's, directives, bull shit. One leads to another and then another...they don't realize I'm the one keeping their asses out of jail. hmm...

 

First of all let me just say that's amazing that you can do that. Second of all how in the hell can he do that now I know that was back in the day when he was much thinner but wow

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Yeaahhhhhh, not clicking on that, thanks for the warning.

I actually know of a few guys who can do that, but only in the metaphorical sense.

 

LOL ! Yeah NOT clicking on that either!
But thanks for sharing

 

To be honest with you if I could do that I'm not sure that I would ever leave my house.

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Never having seen a moose up close, I kind figured THAT WOULD BE SOME MOOSE.

 

My uncle has managed had eight moose/car collisions in his life.
Three of them were pretty minor with the moose getting up and walking away.
Three damaged the car or truck pretty severely and killed the moose but he was fine.
Two destroyed the large truck he was in and put him in the hospital.

Now this is over the course of 50 years of living in the boontoolies in Alaska but even I have to admit that is pretty impressive.

 

If being politically correct is too much trouble, just be offensive to everyone equally instead.

 

Easier done than said (these days).

 

So be an asshole. Got it.