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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    When people make you feel bad about yourself...don't hang with them.
     
  2. Try to not forget to remove your belt at TSA.
     
  3. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When you are dissatisfied and anxious with a service you are supposed to receive, start talking to other people in the organization. Your luck will suddenly change.
     
  4. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Never bring a guinea pig to a karaoke bar- they tend to hog the mike.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Take a personal day
     
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Don't put shoes on over wet socks.
     
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  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    The best way to piss off a cat on steroids is to try to transition him from wet food to raw food. This is one hungry, asshole beast.
     
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  8. fiona New Member

    has been bookmark, this seems like a very interesting thread [​IMG]
     
  9. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Avoid picking your nose after eating buffalo wings.
     
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  10. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Do not under any circumstances gift someone furniture.
    Unless they have that specific piece on a registry, don't.
    It puts the recipient in an uncomfortable position if it doesn't work in their home.
     
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Keep breathing... ;)
     
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  12. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Stop staring at the HR Managers big gap between her teeth that could fit a car in.
     
  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2018
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Don't take advice from a stranger.

    (**unless he's me ;))
     
  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    the weatherman is not always right
     
  16. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    There's a lot of people in this world who will help you if you just reach out.
     
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  17. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Duct tape can't fix stupid. It does, however, muffle the sound....
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
  19. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    when people seem to have long term plans to hurt me in some way....I dis-associate myself completely. Family, friends, included
     
  20. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    Do not play the 'hate the sin, love the sinner' game.
    If you find intrinsic parts of the a person disgusting than you might as well be honest about it.
    But after spending years fighting to keep people from having jobs, get married, using the bathrooms or not be treated like they have a disease you don't offer 'compassion'.
     
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