Online Boyfriend

Where are my online boyfriends when I need them??!!!

 

They aren't lesbians? I suppose I can buy that, as long as we are not going to get really crazy and call them "singers". Some people try that with one masculine female singer from Canada named Justine.....oh wait....don't suppose he is either then.

 

I can't seak Russian, but I can muddle my way through reading some Spanish. What the heck, my wife already thinks that I have a TFP gf.

 

im here

 

Aww shucks. Thanks guys. Online boyfriends rock!

 

I'm here Huckleberry

 

I'm busy growing a cheesy mustache just for you, @RedSneaker. Sexting comes after...

 

Awesome. And it's not even MOvember, yet!'

Score!

 

I don't have your number and I don't wanna keep you waiting, so I'm sending you a picture of my junk.

 

Never let be said that I let my dear @snowy down.

Voila!

 

I can shave it down to the handlebar/horseshoe look and throw on a nascar hat I would never own much less wear, would that make it cheesy?

 

You all just totally made my day!!

 

That's what I'm here for!

 

Speaking of that, they have some nice photos on the website.
I decided to start on that in June this year, and will probably still be wearing the beard in November/December. I was willing to shave down to the moustache for a job but at this point I am saying "screw that, they can accept a trimmed van dyke/goatee* if they want to hire me".

*AKA 'Clean shaven' for me.

 

agreed

 

That's why they get those cute little face masks. Same thing with sterile pharmaceuticals. You get the gown, the bonnet, the face mask and (my personal favorite) the booties! I totally rock the booties!