Odin's Tooth Webcomic

Sounds like working retail.
We are going to pay you crap and make you work on Thanksgiving but hey... cheap pizza.

 

I once worked for a place where the owner held so little regard for his employers that whenever he held parties to improve morale, he would use leftover food from the party he catered the day before! The turnover rate was incredible; I was only there 7 months and don't miss it.

Onward!

 

The owner at one of my jobs started an aggressive sales campaign. Every Monday morning the "Super Team" would have a strategy meeting, and he brought in bagels, kolaches, juice, etc. [You'd have to know what a cheap bastard he was to appreciate how rare this was]. When the "Super Team" meeting finished we peons were told we were welcome to the leftovers. I would've starved to death before eating any of it.