Nominate Awful Beers for my Research Project

I think it was technically a "malt beverage"

 

Son reckons this tastes like nail varnish remover. He purchased four, and gave three away.

 

Why is coors like sex in a canoe?

Its fucking near water.

I don't drink, so that's all I got.

 

When you have the list of worst beers, are you going to try them all to find the winner?

 

They had that Palate Wrecker on tap at Redlight Redlight the other night when I was there. Almost tried it.

 

Thanks for all the contributions. Please continue adding to the Roster of Beverage Despair.

I'll come up with a hierarchy and pick the top of the bottom for this special assignment.

Once the poo-brewskis are chosen, I'll proceed to the next aspect of the experiment.

 

anything where the "accepted" drinking method involves adding citrus before imbibing. There is obviously something wrong with the beer if you have to add lime before drinking!

 

Or orange. Freaking Blue Moon addicts. NO ORANGES.
I do kinda like a Corona with lime if I'm already trashed... It wakes me up a little. But, it's still shitty beer.

 

Worse is that in Oz, Corona is an "imported premium" beer with a price tag to match. What swill!

 

Dos Equis is better with a bit of lime juice...but that may have just proved your point

Aaaaaaaaaaaand, we've just discovered Plan9 's new favorite beer.

 

Also, the Oz award for worst beer has got to be Fosters Lager. Almost unheard of to drink it here, though the Brits seem to love it (it is everywhere in the UK). It is a crime for which the brewer should be punished!

 

You mean it's not really "Australian for beer"? Next you'll be telling me Outback Steakhouse isn't authentic

 

Foster's: Australian for vomit flavored piss water.
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I love Blue Moon and Oberon. But I always eat the orange by itself first. It doesn't touch my beer.

 

It is authentically good marketing

 

I'm not a beer drinker BUT I always heard Schlitz gave ya shits and then there was Olde English. To me, all beer tastes the same... like blech.
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I have an antique horse ad that sat on a bar for years that adverted Burger Beer. I'll have to send ya a pic of it. Not in the best shape though the paint's a bit worn.

 

Bad Beer?







I used to drink this in University... because it was the cheapest thing we could find. Really dreadful.

 

For you GGirly:

 

unless they serve kangaroo steak and emu burgers, it aint authentic. Thats all we have here pretty much, isnt that right spindles?

sorry Plan9, i cant really contribute to your worst beer thread in any meaningful way.