Nominate Awful Beers for my Research Project

Gameday Light.

7-11's beer, which already speaks to the quality level. I think you can find it next to the nacho cheese and chili pump. Horrible from beginning to end.

 

MUST HAVE.

That one is taking the lead. That and Beer 30.

 

What time is it??
BEER THIRTY.

 

Nachos AND beer!?! This sounds AMAZING! There's a 7-11 down the street from me. I know what this girl is having for dinner tonight!!!

I've always wanted a nacho cheese pump of my own. HEAVEN!

 

You're the perfect woman, you know that?

 

They sell them at Costco, Sam's Club, AND Gordon Food Service at very reasonable prices.

Not that I would know or anything..

 

Plan9, is this one going to show up on your list, or is it too highbrow for the purposes of this project?



Also, sorry in advance for the nausea flashbacks.

 

I had one of these on a golf course a few years ago on a bet that I couldn't finish it. There were no winners.
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Never had it myself, but I've heard about it from folks. Seems perfect for you Plan9.

 

OH MY GOD. Camo is the worst. We used to have it in 40s at parties sometimes. Only thing left over at the end of the night.

 

Oh, lawd. Speaking of which, and also speaking of nausea flashbacks:




Friend of mine got the tallboy size at a baseball game last year. It took our group of six THREE INNINGS to finish it, because it was so gross...but we didn't want to just throw it away.

 

I may or may not be drinking a Coors Light right now. I also may or may not have muddled some Sorachi Ace hops in the glass before I poured it since cold Coors has almost no flavor of its own, but that's another story.

Aside from that one sounding disgusting although I really like some of Rogue's beers, I can't buy them in good conscience after the union-busting bullshit their management at the brewery has pulled over the past few years. Being non-union is one thing, telling workers "fuck you, you're fired" when they try to unionize followed by bombarding employees with Wal Mart levels of anti-union meetings and "information" is deplorable.

 

Look who's all high-and-mighty now. My buddy Nick the fireman has said many times that using Old Style to put out a torched body ruins a perfectly good fire. I'll grant you that there are good beers in the PNW, but there are good beers lots of places. I've been getting into craft lagers recently, even though I don't own a porkpie hat.

 

It's technically not beer, but it has to be mentioned:

 

This shit was horrendous and I like bananas
Two Brothers Ebels Weiss Beer - 78 at RateBeer

 

Why do you people keep naming beers I like?

Except for the Bacon beer. I'm glad I'm a vegetarian.

 

I think that says more about you than us.

 

Fuck you all. I'm AWESOME!!! And since this thread has morphed into delicious awesomeness....

Another awesome beer that tastes like 'Merica! It's like a bald eagle itself shed a million tears for our brave soldiers directly into your mouth.

Yes my friends, I present to you Hudy Delight!

 

I'm probably dating myself. but Billy Beer was god awful with Red, White, and Blue close behind.