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NFL 2011 discussion thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Redlemon, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Now that's funny. You should write for SNL.
     
  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Heathen! We all know that he was concussed by Kentucky then rose again 3 days later. Of course, they lost the SEC championship about 6 weeks later, but that's not the point.
     
  3. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    the bungles finally came through, carolina beats the spread, and da 'ckin' bears tank...

    is this season over yet?
     
  4. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    No the Cowboy still have a chance... it's not over until they're sent off to embarrass themselves on the golf courses of the world.
     
  5. Steelers v 49ers tonight. I am not a fan of this matchup. Going to have to cheer for the 9ers. That made me throwup a little.
     
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Do what I do under similar circumstances - cheer for the terrorists to win. A well-placed bomb could be a wonderful thing.
     
  7. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
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    And I thought we were friends, pfft.
     
  8. I tend to wish for the stadium to implode with games like this....I just don't want the innocent to die. Like the guy working security, but couldn't care less about either team....just needs a paycheck.

    When were we ever friends? ;)
     
  9. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    I stand corrected.
     
  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    hell, im just glad that my colts finally won a game
     
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  11. I was going to say I like you better than the_jazz, but that's understood.
     
  12. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    That's not saying much "Jazz" is probably the least like person here, just ask him he'll tell you himself. But his role here is much like the VP of a HS , out of line? gotta go to the VP's office.

    I get the whole 'wish the stadium would implode" thing. That's why I've always dreamed of the Cowboys plane crashing into their annual fan club meeting.
     
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  13. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You're the kind of person who feels sorry for the poor contractors workign to complete the second Death Star in Revenge of the Jedi, aren't you?

    Last year I wanted a terrorist to run into the line of scrimage during a Vikings/Packers game - regardless of who had the ball. This year I haven't found that golden matchup yet.

    Careful ZombieSquirrel. I'll make like I'm Favre and you're Jen Steiger. I'm pretty sure the dull thud of your head exploding will be heard all the way in Chicago, which means maybe I'll do it anyway.
     
  14. Steelers v Patriots would be my choice for the Terrorist Bowl

    So glad you don't have my number. Those of you on here that do....do NOT give it to him.
     
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    ZombieSquirrel, it's not The Terrorist Bowl. It's the Allahu-ackbar Bowl, Presented by Target.
     
  16. that's just wrong...but the Target bit was a nice touch. I can't think of a better sponsor.
     
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    will it have no commerical interruptions?
     
  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    No, only exploding interruptions.
     
  19. aquafox

    aquafox Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ibapah, UT
    can someone keep the lights on? LMAO
     
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    after watching MNF, how many times will the lights go out?