Food Naked Sushi Bar

I like the idea of this, but I can't really get excited about eating food off a complete stranger. Someone I know? Thaaat's a different story.

 

There is a lingerie restaurant here called "Governor's pleasure". You used to be able to order dessert server on a 'naked waitress' plate. I never did get to go there

 

This seems to appeal to a person's prurient interests, rather than appealing to a person's palate.

 

Hey, we set the BAR for creepy! Yeah! ... wait, what?

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As for the OP... maybe? I'd just rather not have my salmon roll near her tunatown. I mean, I would never lick anything food related off a stripper, neither less raw fish.

I love sushi and naked asian girls... but not really together... unless it's one then the other.

Why can't we just have an asian strip club that serves (good and safe) sushi?

Perhaps if you laid down plastic wrap on her, then served the sushi? I bet this is how bird flu started.

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Oooooooooo, sushi based sexual innuendo.

"I'd like to see her all over my nori roll."

"She is hotter than a mouth full of wasabi."

"Seaweed wrap? Nah brah, I'm hitting that rawdog."

(See what I did there, with the raw in rawdog and related it to raw fish? Yeahhhhh, enjoy it. It's only around for a limited time, just like the food poisoning you got from eating sushi off an asian stripper.)

 

There is no way I'd spend $5 on bird spit soup, let alone $150.

 

Actually, that's not far from what they actually do. I haven't done this, but I would given the opportunity (and a more reasonable price - this kind of thing is super expensive).

The sushi doesn't come into direct contact with the woman's skin. In all the photos I've seen, there have been barriers between skin and food. Most commonly giant leaves.

AH, ok so that's probably how it is always done in the US, but there are parts of the world where they don't use a barrier. More info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori

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sounds intriguing. There was a place in town here that did that. I would like to check it out. Wonder where the chopsticks are kept?

 

I would be interested in making this part of an erotic vacation with the lady. Going to a naked sushi restaurant and cleaning the plate.
Now, as I don't find male secondary sex characteristics at all erotic, I would strongly prefer that the plate were female. On the other hand, I find the missus getting very excited highly erotic, so if a male plate did that, so be it. I'll just eat off the belly.

 

I would go, but the other guests probably wouldn't appreciate having a naked Bear Cub humping their sushi table whilst trying to eat.

 

Sushi... Tuna anyway, particularly Toro ... is one of the most sexual foods out there to begin with.