my boyfriend keeps lying about little things!

That, I'll have you know, is the Great Wand Of Ultimate Manliness!

You got a big mouth, woman. Pretty, but big!
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Yeah. I think you did.

 

Well, between the Beatles cover band giving himself head and grandma peeing her pants, I'd say this thread is ready for the home.

(You guys are awesome.)

 

Yeah. Nurse says it's time for my meds anyway.

Wish the enema wasn't necessary, but I won't cry about it.

 

Grandma!!? You should be so lucky

I'll show you, you snot-nosed whippersnapper! Where's my fucking walker?

 

uhh, that's what I was talking about, dude.

 

or Q-tip in a previous life.

 

They let you on the bridge of the Constitution class Enterprise and you didn't invite anyone else to come along with you?

 

I have to express this sentiment to folks at work all the time when their dogs poop or pee in the lobby and they get all embarrassed about it. I tell them that dogs poop and pee in there everyday, so naturally the dogs are gonna walk in and sniff the place out and decide that this is the place they're supposed to poop and pee. No harm done.

 

You use a walker for that? I thought I'd seen most positions.

 

Er- you're not gonna cry now, are you?

 

there are no girls here. what you have here are broads. and you better watch the fuck out, 'cause I'm thinking we ought to organize.

 

Nah, I'll just steal the Sovereign class Enterprise and blow your Constitution class out of the sky.
I may not have the awesome primary colors on my bridge but at least both of our ships have the warp nacelles mounted the same way.

 

dont forget to turn on the cam for TFP chat
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I may not be as wise as the great Baraka_Guru Himself, but by Allah Almighty himself, i shall try my bestest to be wisest of all creations. Inshallah.
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Relax Habib. All the guys here know how much we love virgins, but geez brother, you gotta chillax a lil' will ya? You're making me look bad.

 

Mate, it's been barely 10 years when I was in high school in Germany where the chicks started to get together with guys at ages 13/14.

Now 13 year olds have as much relationship experience as I do.

I need to do something terrible.

...

Imma dance.

 

I just wanted to say that this thread has been the most fun with the best people here on this board.

 

Clearly not true. This isn't my first post.

 

You're a part of the group hug too, Jazz. Just refrain from poking someone's eye out with the contents of your trouser tent.

 

I think that's the nicest way anyone's ever called me "Needle Dick".