my boyfriend keeps lying about little things!

howdy99 relax. I can now see why you're bf is so uptight around you.

its not a bullshit thread. plan9 and gloryhole going to boystown together isnt bullshit either.

 

so what if im a young girl? whats that have to do with anything is this site only for "old wise men" like yourself ?

 

Lish,

You're confusing Jazz and I again. I know we look similar--whole father / son thing--but I assure you that Glory is his sidekick.

howdy99,

A. I was kidding. I'm the comic relief here. B. I'm neither old nor wise. Ask anybody. And C. Frankie Says Relax.

 

which is why i asked how old you were initially habibti.

all im saying is if you'd just back off on the whole paranoia thing you have going on, you and your bf may actually have a chance.

 

Lish relax? about what? do tell why hes uptight with me please

 

I swear, if the "99" in her username is her year of birth, and she's had a boyfriend for 2 years... Imma break a whole bunch of cardinal rules for men.

 

Jesus, and I'm the one who's supposed to have a stick up my ass.

howdy99 - you are taking some of the responses in this thread far too seriously. Your question got answered in what - post #3? Since then, it's been a series of one-liners and funny stuff. If you don't get the jokes, that's too bad because some of them are pretty damn funny.

This site is for folks who are over 18. You come off as very close to that cut-off. The question is which side. And I've got a good guess what the answer is, not that it matters all that much.

Effectively, you've shown up with what amounts to a non-problem for those of us who live independent lives in the First World. I'll be honest, you're not married and if he wants to have a secret or two from you, I think that's more healthy than anything else. And it's entirely plausible that he thought he'd told you thing and didn't or that he did and you forgot. He gets to have a life outside of your relationship, and if that's too burdensome for you, I suggest a fish. Or possibly a stuff animal. Granted the sex will probably be better with the stuffed animal, but if the fish is the way to go, far be it from me to judge.

Now if he'd come here instead, I'd have told him to dump you because you're being controlling. He wasn't doing anything wrong other than not telling you - assuming that's the case - and if he wasn't trying to hook up with other girls and/or guys, there's no issue. If your picture was on the Twitter account, he clearly wasn't being secretive about your relationship, and you're over-reacting.

Then again, I'm a self-declared asshole with a railroad tie jammed up my ass, so what the hell do I know. Oh, wait, I've got the answer to that - I've dealt with actual relationship problems.

 

Pfft, that would require your ass to leave the couch.

/I'll be in the back yard if you need me

 

Damn, this thread made me cry.

I think the only thing that will make me feel better is a blowjob. Or eggs. No! A blowjob or nothing.

Maybe eggs.

Let's see how it goes.

 

A blowjob is more difficult than eggs, providing I have the option.

 

You put the comma in the wong place.

I guess it's eggs for me. Damn, I'm channeling Baraka and it's fucking up my sex life.

 

For any number of reasons

You give him a hard time about his extra curricular activities
He's been programmed to believe that lying saves him grief
He believes that petty shit matters to you and doesn't want to lose you over petty shit.
He's a habitual liar who will never change

t's the sort of stuff we've all gone through at one time or another.

This guy has been sent to you by God or angels or whatever it is the religious believe so you may learn a lesson or two. He is not the guy you will marry and have babies with. The guy you will marry and have babies with will hopefully be the beneficiary of the lessons you have learned in this and numerous other relationships to come.

Never mind God and the angels. Look to your own behaviors and reactions for the answers to your questions. Trying to understand other people is almost as difficult as trying to change them.

 

Real men are decisive!

Real men know their priorities!

 

Commas are my downfall. Too many, in, the wrong, places.

Eggs. Cool.

In the "wong" place = priceless.

 

Fuck it. You're right! (Again)

Damn it, woman - make me some eggs!

I'll give myself a blowjob later.

 

Spineless.
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Don't egg him on.

 

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Great eggs.Thanks.

 

It ain't a (even a )mouthful, as you well know.

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Old wise men. Geez, I peed a little, I think.