Move Penis without touching it

No kidding- I was going to assist this rather inane thread with a slew of dick jokes, and now there's no point.

Well actually, maybe one couldn't hurt:

What's long, hard, and full of semen?

A SUBMARINE!!!

*chortle, chortle*

 

i'm a tadpole confused on the 'call for blames ' lingo.
i forked up two edits trying to add some anatomy kegel lessons for the lad.

i deserve to suffer.
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Kegel exercises for men: Understand the benefits - MayoClinic.com
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"To make sure you know how to contract your pelvic floor muscles, tightly squeeze the muscles that help prevent you from passing gas or try to stop the flow of urine while you're using the toilet. If you look in the mirror, the base of your penis will move closer to your abdomen and your testicles will rise."

 

Im laughing so loud in my cube at work, a coworker walked over. Had to hide my phone. Lol

 

Is sailor a sailor? That may explain things.

 

TIL: Post a thread on something retarded, get way more hits than a serious Plan9 thread.

Time to start that thread about girls making their tits jiggle by flexing their pecs. Giggity.

 

Such a thread would be required to have pictures to help us understand the intricate details, contributions from properly equipped TFPers would be a bonus.
*ducks to avoid objects thrown my way*

 

Im a tad confused, Dave does this all the time? usually when spooning and my butt isnt close enough to him for his liking lol

 

I'm confused too. Why do we need to flex our pecs to make 'em jiggle when the usual dilemma is getting them not to jiggle just by walking across the room?

Besides, too much pectoral exercise can be disastrous.

 

I'm scared now. May not sleep for a week.

 

Probably the same reason why a man would need to clench up downstairs to get his dick to flop around.

...no reason.

/stupid human tricks

Pfft.

It's this kind of logic that has kept women in the pathetic weakling category forever.

As nutty as the CrossFit people are... it's nice to see women at their potential.

Spoiler: Hitting a little iron will not turn a college girl into a ripped he-she.

If you're a woman and you can't do 10 correct pushups, fix yourself.

 

Yes seriously no ones going to end up bulked out like that with a little help from Mr. Meddle

 

Without, can't edit from my phone.

 

Ok but so far, flexing my pecs does not result in tittie jiggling. I will practice and report back on progress.

 

This thread has made me laugh more than Plan9 reviewing Fifty Shades of Gray.

I mean, c'mon, sailor's first language isn't even English. Comedy gold in conversation mishaps, right there.

 

It's the Don McLean.

 

I do so struggle to distinguish it from plain ol' illiteracy these days.

 

I'll bet she can make her dick dance, also.