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Measuring Manliness

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ZombieSquirrel, Jan 5, 2013.

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  1. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I can bake a quiche from scratch.
     
    Charlatan, Jan 8, 2013
    #61
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  2. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    real-men-dont-eat-quiche.jpg
     
    martian, Jan 8, 2013
    #62
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  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    That was a quick and rather convincing Photoshop job, Martian.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jan 8, 2013
    #63
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    So, being butt-naked is manly???

    However, I guess you have to have an appropriately placed object hiding your man-hood while you are being manly.

    Man, the manual for being manly is getting unmanagable.
     
    rogue49, Jan 8, 2013
    #64
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  5. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I was man enough to buy a car that was completely operational.
     
    Craven Morehead, Jan 8, 2013
    #65
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  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Well, duh.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jan 8, 2013
    #66
  7. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I was introduced to quiche by a model I dated in first year university. She taught me.

    We ate it in bed with our fingers.

    I've never forgotten how to make quiche.
     
    Charlatan, Jan 9, 2013
    #67
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    This is how "real men" DO eat quiche. ;)
     
    rogue49, Jan 9, 2013
    #68
  9. Ozmanitis

    Ozmanitis Trust in your will and Hope will burn bright!

    Location:
    Texas USA
    It's the only why I could eat quiche..I hate the stuff. BLAGH!!
     
    Ozmanitis, Jan 9, 2013
    #69
  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Actually, I like it...but I wouldn't mind eating it that way at all. But I'm funny that way.
     
    rogue49, Jan 9, 2013
    #70
  11. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    Manliness Personified:

    [​IMG]
     
    Lordeden, Jan 12, 2013
    #71
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  12. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    Location:
    The United Kingdom, naturally
    I think most of us measured our manliness back when we were kids.

    I measured mine in centimeters, it made it seem bigger than measuring it in inches.
     
    Daniel_, Jan 12, 2013
    #72
  13. itwasme

    itwasme But you'll never prove it. Donor

    Location:
    In the wind
    * I am a power tool junkie. I even own a chainsaw. And someday, I'm going to figure out how it works.
    * I eat steak.
    * There are 2 dirt bikes in my house ( not that I want them IN my house, but I keep losing that argument )
    * My dog is large and scares off home security salesmen.
    * I have used my truck to pull a car out of a ditch, and recently to haul several logs around my property to cut into firewood. I didn't actually hook them up to tow, but I did put it in 4-wheel drive and tear up turf dragging them up the small hill.

    Is that enough to get me at least mid list?

    So ... you're really not a girl?
     
    itwasme, Jan 13, 2013
    #73
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  14. ALISTAIR

    Alistair Eurotrash

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    I get lost in the measurement...

    No interest in cars or bikes .. -5
    Parachuted, judo, archery .. +5
    Attempts to arrange flowers and buys them ... -5
    Is hopeless at flower arranging .. +5
    Cooks quite well .. -3
    Will kill to eat .. +3
    Can do most jobs around house .. +4
    Avoids such jobs at every opportunity .. +2
    (woohoo! on a roll)...
    Listens quite well .. -2
    But interrupts frequently .. +2
    Owns and wears a number of pink shirts .. -6

    I dunno. Guess it's a wash. :(
     
    Alistair, Jan 13, 2013
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  15. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I really don't give a fuck how I measure up. How's that for manliness?
     
    Craven Morehead, Jan 13, 2013
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  16. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    Location:
    The United Kingdom, naturally
    Remember, there no women on the internet!
     
    Daniel_, Jan 13, 2013
    #76
  17. girldetective

    girldetective Getting Tilted

    Measuring manliness? I stack it up against an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper if the pocket ruler isnt handy, and hope for the best.
     
    girldetective, Mar 5, 2013
    #77
  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
    "Not right now."
    "A girl's gotta have her standards..."

    /real genius
     
    rogue49, Mar 5, 2013
    #78
  19. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I'm so manly I spell "man" mann. That extra n is where it's at.
     
    Cayvmann, Mar 5, 2013
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  20. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    a person is not a constant, not even a variable, a person is an equation...
    it matters how the whole equation adds up

    personally I think manliness is the ability to control self, provide for family, reliable for friends
     
    curiousbear, Mar 17, 2013
    #80
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