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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well personally, I consider them honorary. ;)
     
    rogue49, Oct 24, 2013
    #161
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  2. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Because May is the best month of the year, naturally.

    (...says the Taurus)
     
    DamnitAll, Oct 25, 2013
    #162
  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Please tell me that masturbating isn't now limited to the month of May. Old habits are really hard to change.
     
    Chris Noyb, Oct 25, 2013
    #163
  4. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I got a fun package in the mail yesterday. I didn't think it would be here until next week, so I was confused at first. "What? What is this? I didn't ord...OH!"

    Sadly, I have not been able to test the contents of said package yet.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Oct 25, 2013
    #164
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  5. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I believe pictures are in order...

    [Post a pic of your latest purchase] | The TFP
     
    Craven Morehead, Oct 25, 2013
    #165
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  6. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Since that is a SFW thread, you won't get pics of the ACTUAL purchases. I said I'd snap the packaging, but since I don't make it a habit to bring my vibrator to work, that will not happen for at least the next six hours.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Oct 25, 2013
    #166
  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    'Cause if you gave Americans the whole year they'd spend a decade looking at porn and jerking off all day. Then where would we be?
     
    mixedmedia, Oct 25, 2013
    #167
  8. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    Sounds to me like you're describing our world. If you want an alternate reality you'll need to come up with something really offbeat........ er......... beat off.........errrrr.............. never mind <grumble, shake head........>
     
    loquitur, Oct 25, 2013
    #168
  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Hey, you can multi-task.
    That's why you have two hands.

    Unless you're driving that is...then you'd need a hands-free device. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Oct 25, 2013
    #169
  10. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Like this?

    [​IMG]
     
    Craven Morehead, Oct 25, 2013
    #170
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Pure awesomeness
     
    ralphie250, Oct 25, 2013
    #171
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Yes, because the cops will not pull you over because you are paying attention to the road and have both hands on the wheel.
    Just make sure you aren't confusing it with the stick. :confused:

    You can drive and burn calories at the same time.
    I'm surprised more people don't do it.

    When you cum, don't step on the gas too hard.
     
    rogue49, Oct 25, 2013
    #172
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  13. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Or the brakes
     
    Craven Morehead, Oct 25, 2013
    #173
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  14. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    May 184th shall be the day we give new meaning to Jack-o'-lanterns.
     
    AlterMoose, Oct 26, 2013
    #174
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  15. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Something about sauce....or gravy....or stuffing.....

    Anyway, happy May 212th, all you master basters out there.
     
    AlterMoose, Nov 28, 2013
    #175
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  16. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    [​IMG]
     
    ThePriseInferno, Apr 30, 2014
    #176
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    *rubs chalk into his palms, takes a knee, prays to Crom*

    I'm ready.
     
    Plan9, Apr 30, 2014
    #177
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  18. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Are there medals involved?
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 30, 2014
    #178
  19. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    [​IMG]
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 30, 2014
    #179
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Plan9, Apr 30, 2014
    #180
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