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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    What's the name of the classic porn star (male) that cums by the quart. From the eighties. In a bar room discussion last night everybody had seen him, but no one could remember his name.
     
  2. Peter North?
     
  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Going to have to research that.
     
  4. It's not May any more? OOPS! :oops:
     
  5. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.


    Happy May 33rd!
     
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  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    ...and a very happy May 34th.
     
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    At the moment, I feel like the Ebeneezer Scrooge of Extended May. Bah.
     
  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.


     
  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Thanks, Craven Morehead, that's the guy, I think.
    I'm going to go to PornHub now, and do a little research.;)
     
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Well, I got up to just over 10 oz.

    What about you guys?
     
  11. Just today?

    Hydrate my friend, hydrate
     
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  12. Saturn69 New Member

    I'm still celebrating! Life is good!
     
  13. what is today, the 52nd of May?
     
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  14. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Is it already? I'd better get cranking. Only 344 days left!
     
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I guess it's all about perspective.

    As it happens, June is a fantastic month for masturbating as well.
     
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeehaw. Go June! I'm building all sorts of calluses.

    My cock looks like it's ready for the Thunderdome.
     
  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...

    T h u n d e r d o m e

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    It means rough, nasty, too-fast-for-television sex with post-apoc chicks.
    ...​
     
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The great thing about post-apoc chicks, man, is that they'll fuck you like you're the last guy on earth....
     
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Speaking of masturbation:

    Nothing gets me fapping faster than a sweaty girl in knobby tire armor that can do pullups with a crossbow on her back.
     
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