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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Ah...thanks for reminding me to buy batteries! (Cs, though, not Triple As. We may have some of those in the supply cabinet if you need 'em :) )
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 10, 2013
    #81
  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    ...Just stole some out of the DVD player remote.
    I feel like Tom Hanks from Castaway: "I HAVE MADE FIRE"

    Except, you know, with vibes and orgasms.
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #82
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  3. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    How I'm expected to be getting any work done today is now a total mystery.
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #83
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  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    You and me both. I may need to close my office door for a bit.
     
    the_jazz, May 10, 2013
    #84
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  5. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Thank god for offices with doors... Too bad the walls are so thin.
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #85
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  6. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    And I have a whole house all to myself. Suckers.
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #86
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Pics or it didn't happen?

    Yeah. Pics or it didn't happen. :)
     
    the_jazz, May 10, 2013
    #87
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  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Those would most definitely be pictures for another thread.
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #88
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  9. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #89
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  10. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    same with me... reaches for Kleenex :D
     
    Craven Morehead, May 10, 2013
    #90
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    No, it's pretty hot.
     
    the_jazz, May 10, 2013
    #91
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  12. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Probably because the door is closed.
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #92
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  13. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    It was too hot so I decided to leave my window open.

    Sorry, anyone outside.
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #93
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  14. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Sorry not sorry.
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #94
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  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Well, if you're looking for an audience....
     
    the_jazz, May 10, 2013
    #95
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  16. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Relevant observations for the 10th day of May:

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    Three more weeks to go (until the end of May, that is)...
     
    Last edited: May 10, 2013
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #96
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  17. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Who's the line stealer now?
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #97
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  18. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Oh the thoughts I just had...
     
    ralphie250, May 10, 2013
    #98
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Its not just you.....
     
    ralphie250, May 10, 2013
    #99
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  20. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Literally just fell out of bed celebrating.

    Hurts so good.
     
    GeneticShift, May 12, 2013
    #100
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