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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Hey, I don't threaten physical violence. I just go for the emotional jugular if deemed necessary. :)
     
    GeneticShift, May 5, 2013
    #61
  2. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Yes I can see you are the non-violent type. Definitely wouldn't make it in Ohio, you should stay in Detroit where it is safer.
     
    Speed_Gibson, May 5, 2013
    #62
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  3. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Cruel Intentions just got me through day 5.

    [​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    Sounds good, SMG. Sounds good.
     
    GeneticShift, May 5, 2013
    #63
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  4. beltoro

    beltoro New Member

    Location:
    Texas
    I love vibrators soyou go girl.
     
    beltoro, May 6, 2013
    #64
  5. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I like to sit on my hand for about fifteen minutes until it falls asleep, and then I masturbate with that hand. It feels like someone else's hand.
     
    omega, May 6, 2013
    #65
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  6. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    Missed it by an hour for Sunday. Gonna pull a double on Monday to make up for it.
     
    ThePriseInferno, May 6, 2013
    #66
  7. minerva19

    minerva19 New Member

    why is it so? i thought we can have it any month..days..
     
    minerva19, May 6, 2013
    #67
  8. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    Ive been single since I moved to Walsall (almost 2 years)... so it wont be much different to any other month.
     
    Strange Famous, May 6, 2013
    #68
  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    uhh...maybe instead of redoubling my efforts, I should give it rest from its workload. (kind of like labor day) :cool:
     
    rogue49, May 6, 2013
    #69
  10. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP.....
     
    MrMD069, May 9, 2013
    #70
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  11. MrMD069

    MrMD069 Very Tilted

    Location:
    Space
    FAPPITY, FAP, FAP, FAP.....
     
    MrMD069, May 9, 2013
    #71
  12. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Aaaaand there are no triple A batteries in my house.

    What is this bullshit?
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #72
  13. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I state with pride that my commitment to celebrating the month of my birth has thus far been steadfast and unwavering.
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #73
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    May I suggest a solution?
    [​IMG]
     
    snowy, May 10, 2013
    #74
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  15. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road

    I was going for discreet this morning.
    [​IMG]
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #75
  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Discretion is overrated.
     
    snowy, May 10, 2013
    #76
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  17. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Not when I can put this in my pants and do chores. Makes them way better.

    ...wait what?
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #77
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  18. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Southpaw!

    Sadly my own left-handedness does not extend to this specialty. /Ambidexterity FTW
    --- merged: May 10, 2013 at 10:33 AM ---
    You're stealing my lines again, my dear.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 17, 2013
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #78
  19. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Guilty.

    Not that I see you complaining when I'm applying them to my masturbatory habits.
     
    GeneticShift, May 10, 2013
    #79
  20. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Guilty as charged... and then some.
     
    DamnitAll, May 10, 2013
    #80
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