Man Cave

Just find one the nihilists haven't pissed on yet.

 

what about a ping-pong table?

 

Bearskin is manly, you have bears in Oregon, ...

 

Poker chips?
Echo on the beer mugs... or maybe some rocks glasses.
Don't decorate for them. Just don't.
Get them something they will use.

 

an aquarium with a little self-sustaining ecosystem (hydroponics and scum-suckers) with some plexiglass on top for a bar.

 

thats a neat movie Baraka, is it available in the US, cant find it on crappy netflix streaming.

 

Sex Doll?

 

They need a dartboard.

 

Kegerator. Definitely a kegerator.

OK, that's for MY man cave. A nice humidor would probably really be appreciated.

 

I like the dartboard idea. The boys actually mentioned that when I was dropping off some of my junk the other night.

A kegerator would be sweet too.

 

Hang the dartboard in a safe place. When I was in college, we hung it on the back of the front door.

No really, that was a safe place. There was a hallway, so no one could walk across the flight path. And the door was on one of those buffered springs, so there was no way to open the door fast enough to get hit by a dart.

 

I've decided that I'm going to keep large manual demolition tools in my man cave.

Get myself a nice pegboard setup on one wall. Or perhaps a heavy steel coat rack.

Buy a pitchfork, sledgehammer, big axe, crowbars, misc. building gutting tools.

Cheap and a great conversation piece that you can use on the rare occasion.

 

I have a lot of tribal masks and vintage Guiness posters framed in mine. There are also flags from places that I have been. Sort of an explorers themed man cave. I also have vintage binoculars, microscopes, and cameras on display.

 

I had a scientific model of a uterus and vagina, but it got broke under still controversial circumstances.

 

I LOVE those movies, and have all (I think so at least) of them on DVD. Will stop now but I could go on for awhile about them.
"We left New York drunk and early."
" I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know."

 

I have a scientific model of a uterus and a vagina too. The vagina is working, but thankfully the uterus isn't. Still not going to put them on display in the man cave for fear that they too might break under controversial circumstances.

 

You just won the internet.

 

If there will be coffee drinkers in said man cave—and especially if they're fans of Breaking Bad—you'll need Gale Boetticher's righteous coffee brewing setup: