Let's talk about TP.

No At least not me

 

I use baby wipes at work after using TP but very conservatively. And I never flush them. Will never take that chance.

 

We use these wipes, which serve well enough.

That said, even with these, or wipes like them, you cannot use them with septic systems, only with connected sewer lines, and even then not if your pipes are either old enough to be too narrow or are oddly bent or curved, and thus exceptionally prone to clogging. We found that out the hard way in our last house. Our plumbing in our new house is good enough that we can use them, but, like I said, we only use them as "finishers" after having wiped with TP and then flushed that, and we only use and flush one or two of these at a time.

 

I can't stand the wet wipes. They not only seem a waste but they just feel weird.

I'd rather like it if all toilets came with the japanese bidet kind of system. Very cool.

 

Moist baby wipes.
They're cheaper, you use less, they do the complete job first time every time, and there's no over/under debate because they come in a convenient dispenser.

Oh, there's only one punishment good enough for that...

The Upper Decker, perfect for any frat party.

(instructions)

 

They are great for cleaning up after children have been in your bathroom