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Judgment Day - March 25, 2016 A.D. - Unsealing Daniel 12: 11 & 12

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Edward Palamar, Mar 27, 2015.

  1. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    So the bread and wine are transubstantiated into the body and blood of christ when ingested. What would happen if you threw up? Would it convert back to bread and wine on the way back up? What would happen if you had emergency surgery? Would they find Christ's DNA in your belly? Might finally prove the shroud of turin.
     
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    I prefer profits over prophets.
    And Kim Kardashian reminds me of a Clydesdale.
     
  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Good point. There are with alchemy too.
     
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  4. There has been a major prequel calculation (also prophecy) in the course of arriving at this count :

    IV : 95
    The realm left to two they will hold it very briefly,
    Three years and seven months passed by they will make war:
    The two Vestals will rebel in opposition,
    Victor the younger in the land of Brittany.

    That prophecy was given in the 16th century. When the war began, so did the count.
     
  5. Today, Friday, October 23, 2015 A.D., is the 2,102nd day in the 2,300 day cleansing period of Daniel 8:14;
    the 1,137th day in the 1,290 and 1,335 day periods of Daniel 12:11 & 12, respectively.
    (Jerusalem Time/Day beginning at sunset/International Dateline)

    There are 198 days (including today) remaining until the Day of the Lord, Ascension Sunday, May 8, 2016 A.D., the First Year of the Judgment. (Malachi 4:5)

    This is the Twenty-Third Day in the Second Month in the Years of Judgment began September 1, 2015 A.D., the Final Day of Indiction.

    Daily updates at :

    (Link removed -- Martian)
     
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  6. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

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    Ho hum. Another apocalypse.

    And this time God is scheduling it on a weekend. I can't even use the rapture as an excuse to get out of work? Drag!

    At least I know what the deadline is for me to repent.

    Welp, off to do the drugs and engage in premarital sex!
     
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    AGAIN??!!
    These Armageddons just come way to quickly these days...Is it a cycle like El Nino??

    Man, I just went perm on my job...do I get paid for this like a Federal Holiday??
    Because I don't want to use up my leave...I need to save up for vacation after the Armageddon. (a little sun, a little fun...:cool:)

    And do they still count, because we're now on a CR...a Continuing Resolution,
    because you can't budget for a proper End of the World with the Dems & GOP constantly sniping at each other...they can't get anything done right. :rolleyes:l

    Or is this a Canadian thing...triggered by them going from a Conservative government to a Liberal one,
    because that's EXACTLY what the Conservatives would say would happen in the US if we went Liberal.
    Friggin' Canadians...why can't you just leave the End of the World shtick to the traditional players like American or Russia (or you just think we just muck it up??)
     
  8. This is the real thing rogue49.

    Have you ever listened to the original Steeleye Span recording of "Rogues in a Nation"?

    There is a real sense of dissension/rebellion in the words.

    Like the real conspiracy since the 1535 printing of the Coverdale Bible regarding verses 20 & 21 of chapter 11 in the Book of Daniel.
     
  9. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

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    I suppose if you keep saying it enough, the end will finally come.
     
  10. Currently, it is much more definitive than that, besides being an end with a beginning.
     
  11. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    To be clear, there is nothing definitive about it.

    All prophesy is just political commentary of its day.

    Glen Beck is a modern prophet.
     
  12. Prophesy is the verb form of what you are trying to say/write, that is, prophecy, the noun form.

    That little quirk in the middle of your post should be a red flag to you, as well as to moderatorship.

    Physically, it is a cerebral hemorrhage in your brain (stroke).

    Prior to that, you wrote :

    Yet I have provided overwhelming evidence to the contrary, not only in Chester County Court, but on-line as well.

    Your physical malady is only reflective of your brain's inability to function correctly, which is evidence of a deeper spiritual chasm within you, specifically, your disbelief.
     
  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    Still crackers. Go to know Ed.

    Do you go changing, my man.
     
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
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  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Terminator 2: Judgment Day?

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  16. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    So at the beginning of the thread, the OP chided us all for not comprehending that Daniel prophesied the world would end on March 25, 2015. Now, March 25 having come and gone and the world still present and rolling along, we are being chided for not comprehending that Daniel prophesied the world will end on May 8, 2016. Presumably, after May 8 of next year comes and goes, and the world keeps chugging along, there will be a followup chiding for us not comprehending that Daniel prophesied the world will end at some slightly later date.

    I have to say, as a professional scholar of Jewish text, this kind of cheap apocalyptic fear mathematics never fails to annoy me.

    Daniel, by the way, is not accounted a prophet by Judaism, since for us, a prophet (navi) is not merely one who experiences a revelation or speaks with God (since, in theory, anyone can do those things), but rather is someone given a message from God to give to a leader or society as a whole to encourage rejection of evil ways and embracing of social justice. And, for us, prophecy has nothing to do with predicting the future. It is concerned with the encouragement of social justice as a function of honoring God.

    For anyone actually keeping track, Daniel is actually a synthesis of several court tales and apocalyptic poems from the time of the Babylonian Exile (586-540ish BCE), all of which were finally redacted together into their final form as a single work around the late third or early second century BCE. It is grouped in the third section of the Tanach (Hebrew Bible, the three parts of which are Torah-- the Pentateuch-- Nevi'im-- the books of the Prophets-- and Ketuvim-- the miscellaneous Writings; the initial letter of each section being the acronym for the whole: TNK, vocalized as Tanach), with the wisdom literature, not with the prophetic writings. It was a relatively late addition to the canon of the Hebrew Bible (which was not finalized until about the second century CE), and the authors of Second Temple era wisdom literature, like Ben Sirach, do not appear to have been familiar with it.

    The various apocalyptic poems in Daniel have all suffered to one degree or another from uneven redaction, and their comprehension is further obscured by its extremely archaic Aramaic. Neither traditional Jewish scholars or modern scholars of Biblical literature can agree on what everything in Daniel actually means. However, the weight of opinion in Jewish traditional scholarship massively leans toward Daniel's apocalyptic predictions having to do with the fall of the First Temple and Babylonian Exile, the end of the Babylonian Exile and the building of the Second Temple, and possibly a prediction of the fall of the Second Temple and eventual Roman Exile. Nothing in any way having to do with the end of the world. The Rabbis of the Talmud and several of the key scholars of the medieval era all warn sternly about the fecklessness of attempting to calculate the ending of the world, and relying upon texts like Daniel to do so; and apparently for good reason.

    Just about the only good that comes of indulging in this kind of hysterically fixated bad theology is that it tends to consume so much of the apocalyptic believer's time that there is little left for pursuing the proselytization of extreme asceticism and/or judgmental bigotry that tends to go hand in hand with that kind of theological morass.
     
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  17. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    I can find lots of things to prove things based on an internet citation. I mean seriously.
     
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    The prophecies of science!

    Future of the Earth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
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  19. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    Fun read.....that's all I got
     
  20. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Calculations are made to predict an EOTW date, which then passes with no EOTW.
    New calculations are made to predict a new EOTW date, which passes with no EOTW.
    New calculations are made to predict a new EOTW date, which passes with no EOTW.

    I see a pattern.
     
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