Is it safe to sit upright on the edge of the sofa and masturbate?

Seriously, why won't this thread die?!

 

Probably some doctors in eastern Iowa.

With suburban offices on the edge of Davenport. Har - Har -Har.

 

You could kill it......

You have to be more specific. You don't think there are studies on the injuries produced from doors closing?

If you meant elevator door closing injuries, here's info on a study concerning that:
Infants At Highest Risk for Elevator Injuries

If you meant garage door closing injuries, here is a report mentioning research done on that:
Garage Door Openers Found To Pose a Risk for Children - NYTimes.com

If you meant water tight doors on ships, here is a study done regarding the ill effects of that:
Injuries and deaths caused by watertight doors - GARD

I could go on.....................


There are also a plethora of links as to how to treat such injuries, lawsuits stemming from such injuries, and news stories of people suffering from such injuries.

 

Problem Solved!

Mother Nature already has made provision for this problem.

In the event of a blockage, in order to prevent any muscle tearing when the muscles contract the seminal fluid can also be ejaculated backwards into the bladder (instead of out the end of the penis.)

Its called retrograde ejaculation.

I am not making this up. See Mayo Clinic link below:


Retrograde ejaculation - Mayo Clinic



Problem Solved!

BTW, I like the shape and angle of the dick they use in the illustration.
I would be pretty disappointed though If I made him cum and nothing came out to reward my efforts.
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Nice find Dr. Japchae.

 

Donald Trump thought it had something to do with the Bulgarian government, but couldn't remember the details.

 

Guys, we should settle this once and for all!
Ask a Doctors Question, Get an Answer ASAP!

There are also no linked studies showing that chewing gum remains in your stomach for 7 years. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

 

Actually, he's very helpful.

Let me sum up what has happened here:

You asked a question that no one here could answer. They made it clear that you won't get an answer. They linked a previous related post, which also went unanswered.
You continued to ask a question that no one could answer.
So they responded with a hefty dose of comedy.
Some returned to attempt to provide a physiological analysis of the problem and attempted to give you an answer.
You didn't like their response, so you asked again if anyone had the answer that you want.
You provided the answer that you want, with zero substantiation.
You came back, insisting that your question demands an answer.
You began to directly insult our long-standing members for perfectly acceptable responses to your trolling.

You are now banned, Banwan. This thread will live on eternally, but you will be unable to contribute.