Is it over?

For this to work, you'll have to realize that we're a package deal, I just haven't opened up yet as I'm scared. Earl did a number on me as well. Oh and I tried to tell LeRoy he was on treacherous ground with the military bit. There are a lot more guys out there like Shipley that take this very seriously. Taney, keep this up and you'll find yourself seriously fucked in the real world man. Stolen valor is a real thing. Stop it now and let's get back to sweater talk.

 

I look good in them. That's A fact. Aunt Bee never wears sweaters.

 

Earl wore Coogi, don't know how you could continue the legacy knowing what he did to us.

 

Aunt Bee and myself are a package deal.

 

Thanks for the support, brother. Earl and Minerva would be proud.

 

I'm pretty sure both would enjoy the stories we bring to a forum.

 

Just don't hand me any more bullshit about your "military service."

 

Look mistakes were made.

 

Just admit you lied and have done with it. We're way more interested in the real you.

 

You know the real me.

 

No, I don't think I do.

 

How so? Let's recap:

My name is Leroy Spavital. My dads name is Earl Spavital.

I look sharp in a sweater. I drive a fully loaded Saturn with warranty.

I stole a soda from coworker Mary. I upgraded Mary's soda after pleas from this forum. I asked Mary on a date, but failed to close the deal.

 

And you lied about military service. Let's not leave that bit out. I would like you to admit that.

So how do we know what you're saying now is true?

My ex brother in law had a Saturn Vue. I think that's what the SUV is called. I thought it was awesome.

 

Look mistakes were made.

 

Lying is a deliberate act, not a mistake.

Try this: "I lied. I am sorry. It won't happen again."

Then we're all good.

 

Look there is a complicated back story. Lots of ins as well as outs.

 

My personal opnion is anyone who claims military service that never served should have the ever living shit beat out of them by every member of the armed forces, retired and present

 

Look I'd been listening to to much Phil Hendrie.

 

It was in poor taste. Leroy isn't a bad man per-say, but as you can see I have poor judgement.

 

Did you just refer to yourself in the third person or forget what account you were on?