Is it over?

A a bit more math:

So you started college in '81.

Funny thing about math.... same numbers, same results....
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What year? Which battalion? MOS? Citations?

 

Look my name is Leroy Spavital.

 

3rd battalion. Not handing out my MOS code.

 

Laughing and shaking my head just aggravated the crick in my neck.

 

You should hear the stories I suffered when we used to carpool over at T.I. Those were the days Leroy!

 

These aren't stories. This is my GD life! Good night I crap my pants!

 

Lol, why? 5521? 3381?

 

Not doing it. It's over anyway. You guys don't like my stories.

 

You are wrong about that. I just have a problem with somebody claiming military service that never served.

 

Next thing I know, you'll be telling us you were at Khe Sanh!

 

My stories are based on real life events.

 

I'm sure they are. Just not your life.

It's OK to write fiction, just don't present it as fact.

By way of example, Tom Clancy was an insurance broker when he wrote the Hunt for red October. He was passionate about naval warfare, and wrote some of the most accurate stuff I've seen. He didn't serve, and didn't claim to. He was just passionate.

 

You don't know me or what Earl did to me. War is a hell of a thing.

 

You are correct, I do not know you, and I do not know what your father did to you, or what you think he did to you.

But if there is one thing I do know, it is war. And I am here to tell you, sir, you have never been in one.

 

I crap my pants. There for Ive been in war..

 

All of my children crapped their pants until they were like two or three. I'm pretty sure they were all noncombatants.

 

Although, I don't know… My daughter had a hell of a right cross…

 

I'm calling Don Shipley.

 

Look I wear sweaters and worked for TI

 

If you and Taneytown are really friends, you probably don't want to do that. Shipley will rip him apart.

I have to say, LeRoy, the sweater obsession is really cracking me up.