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Food I'm no longer allowed to go into the liquor store alone.

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by Borla, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Screw you. You know Lordeden 's IRL nickname is "Jizzmoper". He's always done it before.
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    That goes with most of you being weakminded.
     
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  2. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    /stealing that phrase.

    this may be true, but since he's always MIA these days, I had to change to the backup.. you're good at backing up.. quit complaining & do what you do best.
     
  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    No, I haven't. But I do have a bottle of Sam Adam's "The Vixen", which is a small batch Chocolate Chili Bock. (I promise you already now know about the only two chocolate beers I've probably purchased in the last 3-4 years, lol.) I haven't tried it yet, but it sounds interesting, especially with the bloody mary twist.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. When I get his recipe, I'll post it.

    I don't know if he adds vodka to it too......I'll find out though.
     
  5. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    you two are steering wayyyy off course.
     
  6. Sorry we aren't talking about sodomy in the post where the OP was about a bunch of delicious looking beers.

    Should I post pics of anal beads instead?
     
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  7. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    I love it when you tease me.
     
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Actually, his full nickname is Jizzmoper Pissface the Cockhands.
     
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  9. ANYWAY....

    So Bocks are big in Cincinnati. There are a lot of Germans back home, oh how I miss Bockfest. Now that it's Christmastime, I really want a bock and that vixen looks sexy good. It'll be like my old hometown meets my new hometown.
     
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Right...*ahem* bock.

    I like myself a nice tall bock now and again.... good, dark, and strong...

    Actually, I'm more of a porter kind of guy. I've had many porters in my day.
     
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  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    For your edification, folks, this is called "trying to top a top".
     
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  12. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    The truth FINALLY comes out. Welcome, brother!
    --- merged: Dec 16, 2011 9:16 PM ---
    you're oh so versatile.
     
  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Which is fruitless. It normally leads to docking.
     
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  14. :D
     
  15. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Wow. I was just going to comment on Borla's taste in beer, but you people are seriously fucked in the head.
    First, yay on the Dogfish Head beers... my favorite is Robert Johnson's Hellhound on My Ale. It's amazing.
    Secondly, you should give Antigoon a shot if you like Belgians at all.
    Thirdly, chili beer is not usually as tasty as one would think, in my opinion.
    Fourthly, that happens to me every time we go wandering through the Total Wine with too much money on our hands.
    Fifthly, take a shot at some Cigar City brews, if you can find them... the Jai Alai IPA, Togobaga red, and Maduro Brown Ales are smashing.
    They taste even better on-site at the brewery, but it's a wee bit of a drive. Or Jupiter's Monk In My Trunk... delish.
    Sixthly, I'm going to run and hide now before I get accosted by striped, butt-plug-wielding, insult-tossing, crazy people
    with peeing black men strapped to their backs like weapons.
     
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Thanks for the tips, I'll keep an eye out! :)

    But admit it, it was mainly the stripes part that scared you.
     
  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    FTFY
     
  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    FIFY
     
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  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I'm actually at Engine 15, our favorite local place, picking up a growler fill.
    Since they were out of Sweetwater 420, Sugar Daddy get Blue Point Hoptical Illusion instead.
    I get another 875mg dose of amoxicillin and two tessalon pearls. Wooohooohooohooo!