If I had a million dollars...

Bullshit theoreticals, Baraka. Work with me, FFS.

 

I know.

Yeah, their cars are all from the '60s, right? Definitely no cup holders.

 

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To elaborate:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax… I would sit on my ass all day… I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he’s broke, don’t do shit.

 

I love Lawrence.

 

I would do nothing if I had a Million Dollars. I'd like to say I'd travel or volunteer, but in reality, I'd do nothing. Maybe I'd go to the park with BabySquirrel. I would have a Nanny so I wouldn't have to change her diapers or wash her clothes though. A maid to do other shit I don't like to do. And a personal chef. I don't like to cook.

But basically nothing but be awesome with the baby.

God Damnit. I realized I'd have to be a good role model so she wouldn't turn out to be a spoiled brat. I guess I'd volunteer somewhere, but no more than 20 hours a week.

A million dollars really isn't that much if you think about it. I'd have to invest it in some things so I could upkeep my life of leisure. I'd hire someone to manage all that BS.

Everything changes when you have a baby. Even your dreams of having a million dollars so you don't have to do a damn thing.

 

Lots of millions: I can't decide if I would move to Belize or Nova Scotia. There's an island I've been looking at in Nova Scotia for quite a while. The wife wants to move to France. Yeah, I've had a while to think about this. I think I would help the family out, then just effing move and change my name.

How would I live? Probably pretty simply to be honest. I'd most likely continue learning and do some charity work.

Just a million: I'd leave my current job, go back to school and try to do something I liked for a change.

 

id come to work sit on my ass, just to piss certan people off

 

This. And I know exactly whom I'd want to piss off.

 

Oooooh....I'd do this too. They wouldn't fire me or piss me off in anyway because I'd me a MILLIONARE!

Universities LOVE sucking up to rich folk. They think they'll donate or something.

 

I would have two guys do my housework.

 

We don't need a million dollars.

We could just ask.

 

Ha! That's cute!

All of the above sounds good to me!

 

That is so true

 

My wife would have no difficulty with that endeavor.

In fact, I think at some point in the past, I pre-emptively agreed to it.