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I wanna get smarter...

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Doris, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    They say omega-3s are good for your brain, but DAYUM, girl, how much salmon you been eatin'?!
     
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  2. Should we start a thread where the women post pictures of their butts and we try and guess their intelligence?

    :p
     
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  3. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    No, no-- you other brothers can't deny....

     
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  4. Doris

    Doris Getting Tilted

    I'd like to pursue this much of intelligence.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Smart chicks are so hot....
     
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  6. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    I wonder if the butt has magical powers to sap the intelligence from others. I find it hard to think, when I see one like the one Doris posted. So yeah, they be stealin my smarts
     
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  7. issmmm

    issmmm Getting Tilted

    oooh.
    Kim Kardasian for president
     
  8. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Is she the exception, that proves the rule? I'm pretty sure she's not smart.
     
  9. issmmm

    issmmm Getting Tilted

    big butt= smarts....right?
     
  10. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Do implants count? If they do then I agree. Ms Sandy Butt is probably a genius.

    It just occurred to me that that butt might be yours Doris. If so, I heartily apologize for the suggestion that they've gone under the knife. But I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out my belief that evolution of the female body has taken a huge leap in the last two generations. I've never seen so many otherwise skinny women with such a disproportionate concentration of fat in the breast and gluteal areas. Is anyone out there studying this phenomena, you think?

    You mentioned nuts, Doris. Which nuts contain the good omegas? I can never tell by visuals. Taste is a bit inconclusive as well. I hate to keep eating them without knowing if they're doing me any good.
     
  11. kattoes

    kattoes New Member

    Location:
    Southwest
    "You mentioned nuts, Doris. Which nuts contain the good omegas? I can never tell by visuals. Taste is a bit inconclusive as well. I hate to keep eating them without knowing if they're doing me any good."
    Is this Question about the hard shell fruit or hairy extra corporeal kind???
     
  12. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    I posted that so long ago, I can't remember kattoes.

    Imagine I meant whatever you want me to mean.;)
     
  13. kattoes

    kattoes New Member

    Location:
    Southwest
    Well.. It's been my experience that Males, the usual owners of the second type are always touting the positives of the byproduct juice of their extra corporeal set???
    Low calorie, high protein... et cetera, as part of some sales pitch.
    But no one giving that pitch ever tried the "you will get smarter!' rap on me.
     
  14. kramus

    kramus what I might see Donor


    That's looks about right Doris. A woman maybe 15-20% smarter than I. One who is only as smart as or dumber than me aint good so much. Well rounded intelligence rocks the world. That said, and I'm now speaking from personal experience, this particular linking of smarts to tush size definitely does not hold true for some ladies. There are some mighty bright women out there with no ass at all. Do we have a secondary study showing that bigger boobs = better brains? How about full, ripe, slightly moistened lower lips?

    Geez - the more I go down this speculative path, 1) the tighter my jeans get, and 2) the stupider I feel at the exact same time. Can't figure that one out at all.
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's one of the perks of working in publishing.
     
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  16. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    I had no idea that women in publishing were known for the badonkadonks....
     
  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Dude, you're totally missing out.
     
  18. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    Maybe so, but you might be surprised at how many rabbis there are with superb junk in the trunk....
     
  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Woah...I never thought of that. Hot rabbi would be hot.
     
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