I Need Ideas for #100

Sex with someone from TFP.

 

Outside, in the winter, under the Northern Lights (aurora borealis for non Alaskans).

 

Are you volunteering?
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Wear a mask or something and cover up any other distinguishing marks......

 

If only I didn't have major tattooage that cover-ups would be equally distinguishing in their location and shape.

 

Plus I can see some lonely programmer going;

"DUDE! That's Poetry's boobs!"

"Really? Are you sure? How do you know."

"Man, I stare at them for hours at work!"

"... you need to get laid."

*****

Go southern. Back of a pickup truck, on a blanket, next to a good lookin' southern boy who has an IQ above room temp. Stars, creek, fishing poles. Extra points if you use the rebel flag (that's attached to the tailbed) to clean yourself up.

Oooo, you could shave a landing strip and call it "Sherman's march to the Sea". Then rub his face in it.

 

I wasn't thinking that, but I'd take one for the team...

 

So where are we on this? Some of us like living vicariously through you miss @poetry and we need details.

TFP does need to play some sort of role in this. Are there any more stickers?

 

Are you saying I should slap a TFP sticker on his ass post-sex?

Because I could totally do that.

 

YES!

Until we can get a TFP Branding Iron, it will have to do.

 

Treat it like a favorite show coming back. Marathon your way through 1-99 until you get up to #100.

Could always stick with just TE members

Hmmm so kinda public yet not. Dunes at night? Deserted beach? Rooftop? A Very quickie while skydiving?

 

UPDATES!!! Update update update!!!

So the last post wasn't THAT long ago. It just felt that way.

 

My suggestion would have been: Las Vegas. Asian Elvis. Motley Crue. Confidante chair.

 

Korean or Vietnamese? I've seen both. Vastly different styles.

 

Race-differentiated styles of Asian Elvis impersonators?

Do tell.

 

The Korean had better moves, but the Vietnamese had better clothes..... Don't know if that has anything to do with their actual background.

I'd assume that the Korean with the moves would be better in bed. I could be wrong though........

 

Eh they're playing Elvis, not Starcraft.

 

Still haven't picked someone. I've turned a number of people down, though. Waiting for it to feel right. Hrm.

 

I think you should embrace the one person in the world who truly knows you better than anyone else, who's always been there for you, always supported you, and been with you every step of the way.

Poetry, Go Fuck Yourself.

i'm sorry I couldn't resist